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“I’m not letting her see it until I put the pins in. Besides, Mom isn’t as sweet and innocent as she pretends to be.”
Holly arched an eyebrow. “Do you know something I don’t?”
“Nope. Just a feeling I have. Plus she keeps threatening to tell us where we were conceived.”
Holly groaned. “Please don’t bring that up. I am still recovering from the confirmation that our parents are sexual beings.”
“Okay, new topic,” Merry laughed.
“Have you checked her hoarder closet?” Holly asked.
“For what?”
“Stuffing for your peen.”
“Why would Mom have stuffing in there?”
“What part of hoarder closet do you not understand?” Holly hopped up from the couch and disappeared down the hall. Merry set her project down and followed behind. Holly opened the hall closet and Merry marveled at the collection inside.
“Holy crap! I think Mom needs an intervention.”
“Don’t even think about it. This thing is a life saver when I get invited to a last-minute party or forget to shop for a birthday!”
“You own a store!”
“But then I have to eat the cost. This is free!”
Merry chuckled as she watched her sister rummage through the shelves of candles, cellophane-wrapped baskets, and other miscellaneous products her mother picked up at whatever dynamite sale she found.
“Aha!” Holly popped up with a hideous gnome throw pillow in her hands. “We can dissect this puppy and use the innards.”
“Mom will be pissed.”
“Are you kidding me? She’ll never miss it. Plus who is she going to give this to? It’s fugly.”
“I agree but still—”
“Sis, she will not care. Gotta save money where you can.”
“We still need to ask Mom.”
Holly pulled out her phone with a huff and dialed, holding a finger up when Merry tried to speak. “Hey, Mom. Yeah, can I have that ugly gnome pillow from the closet? For an art project.” Merry couldn’t make out what her mother said, but Holly shot her a wink. “Thanks, Mom. Love you.” Holly ended the call and slipped her phone into her back pocket. “She said yes.”
“What exactly did she say?”
Holly mimicked her mother’s voice: “I don’t care, honey.”
Merry grinned. “All right.”
Holly walked into the kitchen and pulled a pair of scissors from the junk drawer. “Care to do the honors?”
“Nah, I want complete deniability in case she changes her mind.”
“Fair enough.” Holly cut through the seam and reached inside, removing a fistful of white fluff. “Jackpot.”
Merry held open the bottom of her plush penis. “Give it to me, baby.”
Holly sat down next to Merry and handed her the fluff, while Merry stuffed it inside. When it was filled up, she stitched the bottom closed and held it up for her sister’s perusal. “What do you think?”
