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“Glory!” several people said at once – smiling – as Giselle stood there unsure if she was being attacked, greeted, or when the verbal bombardment would start again.
“Umm…” Austin began, coming to Giselle’s side and prying the fingers from her shoulder. “Let go -please…?”
“Oh? Oh, yes. I see. Yeah, Hunter is picky about guys touching me, but you are completely safe. We are both girls and my door isn’t revolving – it only swings one way… and that’s in my sexy-pookiebear’s direction,” she said, throwing a thumb over her shoulder towards the man that was standing there, grinning. “He’s my magnetic north.”
“God, I love that wild woman…”
“Her mouth just does not stop, does it?”
“Never.”
“I’m so glad she’s family.”
“Sarge is family now, too.”
“Hang on, team…” Austin began.
“Oh no, let everyone get it out,” Firefly interrupted, grinning and clapped a hand over Austin’s mouth. “This is amazing, and it should absolutely keep going.”
“I think it’s sweet. Remember how we knew Abbykins and Houdini would be perfect – same here? I mean, just look at them together.”
“She’s like a tidal wave of energy.”
“Just as destructive.”
“Nahhh… her heart is in the right place.”
“Your kids will never have a chance at growing up normal.”
“I’m their dad – and we thrive in weirdness.”
“True that.”
“We’re twins – you aren’t weird because that makes me weird.”
“Youareweird… weirdly genius.”
“Okay, fine. I’ll accept that.”
“Back to our newbie, Sarge — welcome! Are you and Sparky staying for the week? I know Sparky mentioned you were staying here, but we’ve got bunk beds, and if you two are going to be ‘bouncing bedsprings’ then maybe we should call Sophie…”
“Somebody save me…” Austin muttered in disbelief from behind Firefly’s hand, who was now laughing aloud.
“What did he just say?” Giselle whispered in wide-eyed shock as all the guys started talking among themselves quickly.
“You know, copulating and populating?”
“Bonkin’ and zonkin’? That’s when you know it’s really good.”
“Wedded and bedded?”
“Et fais dodo...with my favorite bro?”
“You forgot ‘Hide the soap’…”
“Stuffin’ the turkey?”
“Eww? Really? How does Karen put up with your lame brain, Hot Cakes?”
