Page 161 of Pure Recklessness

It was Friday evening and we were at Sated’s rooftop bar, making the most of Happy Hour.

‘Feels like ages since we’ve caught up!’ Dana said.

‘I know!’ I replied, making myself comfortable. ‘It’s been so busy with the app and stuff.’ My voice trailed off. ‘How was your holiday, Joe? And how was your date?’ I faced Dana.

‘Terrible.’ She grimaced. ‘He was shit in bed.’

‘Oh, hon.’ Joe squeezed her hand. ‘We’ve all been there. At least you found out sooner rather than later.’

‘True. I know people say you should wait before sleeping with a guy, but I’m glad we did it on the first date, so I didn’t waste my time. Imagine if I’d waited weeks only to find out that he was a selfish fucker?’

‘Selfish?’ I asked.

‘Yeah. He wanted me to suck his smelly cock, but didn’t even return the favour.’ Dana took several glugs of her margarita.

‘Ugh.’ Joe wrinkled his nose. ‘Those guys are the worst.’

‘Right?’ Dana said. ‘Is a decent tongue bath really too much to ask?’

‘Tongue bath!’ I snorted.

‘I’ve heard it called much worse!’ Joe cackled. ‘Coochsmooch, muff diving, carpet munching…’

‘Call it whatever you want, I didn’t get any and I’m pissed!’ Dana huffed.

‘Condolences,’ Joe said. ‘My holiday was fine. No romance sadly, but hey, ho. How about you, Ellie? What happened with that mystery man?’

My throat went dry.

I’d forgotten that I’d told them I was interested in someone.

Last weekend with Blake was so unreal that I still didn’t believe it’d happened and I was desperate to talk about it.

Would it be so bad if I told them?

I trusted Dana and Joe.

I wouldn’t give specifics obviously and there was no way they’d guess that I was having sex with Daddy Devlin.

‘Good.’ I tried to suppress a smile.

‘Oh my God!’ Joe lurched forward, his eyes wide with surprise. ‘You fucked, didn’t you?’

A grin wider than the Atlantic Ocean broke out on my face.

‘Tell us everything!’ Dana said.

‘A lady never tells,’ I said coyly.

‘Where’s the lady?’ Joe’s eyes darted from left to right then he threw his head back with laughter.

‘Oi!’ I poked his arm then scanned the bar, checking to see who was around.

No sign of management. Phew. ‘All I’ll say is that he gave me multiple orgasms and tongue baths…’

‘Lucky cow!’ Dana said. ‘Seriously though, that’s amazing! That was the first time a man has given you an orgasm and eaten you out, right?’

‘Yeah.’ Heat flooded my cheeks.