Page 72 of I Wish He Would

Did you have an onion bagel for breakfast?

FLETCH

Are you a bad kisser?

ME

How do you know if you’re a bad kisser?

FLETCH

Has any girl ever told you that you’re a good kisser?

ME

I’ve never asked someone to rate it afterward…

FLETCH

Yeah, you might be a bad kisser.

DAWSON

How long was the kiss? Are we talking a peck or a solid make-out?

ME

A solid make-out, for sure.

COOPER

When did she start avoiding you?

ME

We were still in the ocean.

HAYDEN

You kissed in the ocean? Nice, man!

ME

And I think I mentioned her cousin and ex on the beach.

It wasn’t bad, though, just something about them watching.

DAWSON

And that’s when her demeanor changed?

ME

Yeah.

COOPER

Didn’t you say y’all were gonna fake things around them?