Page 73 of I Wish He Would

ME

Crap.

FLETCH

That’s a rookie move, bro.

DAWSON

She must think you kissed her for show.

ME

I’m an idiot.

DAWSON

Good thing being an idiot is fixable.

FLETCH

Unless you’re Hayden.

HAYDEN

HEY!!!

ME

But when I asked her if we should talk about the kiss, she said we were just caught up in the heat of the moment and should forget it happened.

DAWSON

She was probably hurt, man.

COOPER

Apologize and tell her how you feel.

DAWSON

Just be honest and open up. What’s the worst that could happen?

FLETCH

She could stop talking to him.

DAWSON

That was supposed to be a rhetorical question.

HAYDEN

What’s rhetorical?

ME

It’s a figure of speech.