Page 71 of I Wish He Would

COOPER

Guys, we’re getting off track here.

HAYDEN

You’re so right, Coopity Scoop Doop.

COOPER

Please don’t ever call me that again.

HAYDEN

*rolling on the floor laughing emoji*

I really don’t see the problem here, Austin.

ME

I kissed her today.

DAWSON

You already kissed her on day two?

FLETCH

You’re more of a dog than I thought!

HAYDEN

And I repeat, the problem is…???

COOPER

You use too many question marks.

HAYDEN

You’re just jealous you don’t have my enthusiasm for life.

COOPER

Thank the Lord for that.

DAWSON

Back to the actual discussion at hand. It sounds like you’re following the game plan!

ME

I am…but she’s avoiding me now.

DAWSON

After you kissed her?

HAYDEN