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I hate to admit it, but it might be time to call in some backup.

Single ’Stangs Group Chat

ME

I need backup.

HAYDEN

Mustangs, assemble!

FLETCH

We’re not the Avengers, dude.

HAYDEN

Not with that attitude.

COOPER

Whatcha need, bro?

ME

I flirted with Alyssa.

We’re stuck sharing the same room—and there’s only one bed.

And she slept in my shirt while I was shirtless.

HAYDEN

How did she get in your shirt???

DAWSON

That’s what you got from that?

ME

She needed pajamas to sleep in, so I gave her my shirt.

DAWSON

Smart move. Did you spray some cologne on it first?

ME

No, should I have?

FLETCH

Couldn’t hurt.

HAYDEN

But maybe she already knows your NASTAYYY.