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“Yo, you got Annie Corona, Ella, Ella, Ella, Ella, Ella.” He says my name over and over again. He walks over to my TV. “Man, this is big. What is it? Like thirty-four inches?” He looks at me and wags his tongue. “Or am I talking about my C-O-C-K? Ha, ha, ha. Don’t you want to know?”
I stare at him for a couple of seconds. “And I thought I had a big cock,” Colton says under his breath, and I just stare at him.
“No wonder you don’t want to go out with me,” he says. “I didn’t realize I was competing with a man with a thirty-four-inch cock.”
“Very funny, Colton. That is so ridiculous.”
“Is it?” he says, slipping his arm around my waist.
“Yes,” I say. “What are you doing?”
“What do you mean what am I doing?” His hand reaches down and squeezes my ass. He pushes me toward him, and he starts grinning. “I’m just saying hello.”
“You cannot be squeezing my ass in front of...”
“In front of who? Yourdate?” He rolls his eyes as if he finds the word laughable.
“Colton.”
“What?” he says, running his fingers across my lower lip. “I want to kiss you so badly right now.”
“Not going to happen.” I look down at his crotch for a split second and he laughs.
“What do you think your friend would say if you dropped down to your knees and started blowing me?”
“Colton, that is not going to happen. I…” I swallow hard as he grabs my hand and runs his finger across my palm. My heart skips a beat and I know that there will never be a moment when I don’t find this man irresistible.
“Yo, where’s your restroom? I need a piss,” Zevo interrupts us, and I take a deep breath and walk away from Colton. My fingers miss his touch and I internally chastise myself.
“Just to the right. That door over there,” I say, pointing down the small hallway. Zevo looks out of place in my home and I knew it had been extremely immature of me to invite him over.
“Cool, cool,” he says. “I won’t be long. Actually, I might be a little longer than I thought because I need to do a dump.” He starts laughing. “Yo, I never thought I’d do a dump on the first date. You got any matches?”
“Matches?” I say, glancing at him.
“You know, for me to throw into the toilet after I do my dump, just in case it’s stinky.”
I shudder slightly and shake my head. “Um, no, but there’s spray.”
“Cool,” he says. “I’ll be back in a little bit.” He winks and stops by the door. “Don’t do anything I wouldn’t do,” he laughs.
I shudder again as he goes in. I rub my forehead. I just wish I was alone.
“So what do you think is something...” Colton says, and I blink.
“Sorry, what did you say?”
“I said, what do you think is something he wouldn’t do?” He pulls me into his arms and kisses me. I feel his tongue in my mouth and I try to resist, but I can’t stop from kissing him back.
“You cannot kiss me here. My date is in the bathroom.”
“Your loser date is in the bathroom doing a dump in your toilet. Really? You’re telling me this is the guy you want to be with?”
“I’m not saying I...” His hand reaches up my top and he starts playing with my breasts.
“You look superhot. I can’t believe you dressed up this hot for some loser. I don’t know what... Why don’t you ever dress up this hot for me?”
“You think I’m going to wear something like this to the office?”
