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“Not much.”
“How’s the dating app?”
“Ugh,” I groan. “I deleted that shit already. It was annoying me. I already got three dick pics and a bunch of messages at one o’clock in the morning about, ‘What are you doing?’ And I’m like, ‘What do you think I’m doing? I’m in bed sleeping.’”
“You know what they wanted,” she says, laughing.
“Yeah, I know what they wanted and you know what they wanted, and they were not about to get that from me.”
“I guess only Colton can get that from you, huh?”
“Very funny, Isabel. I’m not trying to find a fuckboy just because I want Colton to think I’m not into him.”
“You want him to think that, or you’re not interested?” she says.
“You know what I mean. I’m not interested,” I say quickly. “Anyway, the app is done.”
“I had a feeling you might do that,” she says, “but I have an even better idea.”
“Oh, boy. Why does that make me nervous?”
“What do you mean? Why are you nervous?”
“All your good ideas make me nervous because they never really seem to be good for me.”
“That’s because you never execute them properly. If you execute them exactly as I say, it will…”
“Isabel, don’t even get me started,” I say as she giggles.
“But trust me, this one is perfect.”
“How so?”
“You ever heard of sugarbabiez.com?”
“Sugar babies?” I repeat. “Like Jelly Babies?”
“No, sugarbabiez with a Z.”
“How was I meant to know it had aZand not anS?” I say.
“I was trying to pronounce theZ.”
“What do you mean, sugarbabiez.com? You’re going to have to explain to me what it is if it’s not candy.”
“Okay. So it’s a site for young women who want to meet older men who want to take care of them, like sugar daddies.”
“Isabel, are you telling me that you think I should sign up for a website to find a sugar daddy?”
“No. Calm down. Of course not.”
“So then, why are you bringing it up?”
“Because you’re totally going to sign up.”
“You just said…”
“You’re not going to sign up because that’s what you really want, goofy.” She laughs. “You’re going to sign up because we’re pretty sure that Colton fired you because you were trying to make his mentor your sugar daddy, right?”
