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“What’s the idea?” I ask her suspiciously. Whenever Isabel has an idea, I start to worry. Not because she doesn’t have good intentions but because her ideas always seem to work out in a way that doesn’t quite benefit me.
“So you said you wanted to meet a guy to take back with you to Florida.”
“I mean, I was kind of joking. I am going back home in a couple of weeks. Let’s be real. I’m not going to find someone who’s going to come with me to Florida already. That would be weird.”
“You never know.”
“What do you mean I never know?”
“Girl, haven’t you seen that show on TV about women that meet their soul mate and know it after the first date?”
“No, I’ve never heard of such a show,” I say. “Why?”
“Well, there’s a speed-dating event tomorrow, and I thought we should go.”
“What? Speed dating.” I look at her before taking a bite of my BLT. I chew on the salty bacon and swallow before I answer her. “I don’t know how I feel about speed dating.”
“I bet you can meet a really eager guy,” she says, gazing at me as she eats a french fry.
“And what does an eager guy equal?”
“I don’t know. What does an eager guy equal? An eager guy equals someone who’s going to go with you back to Florida and show all your snooty high school friends that you are living your best life.”
“I guess.”
“It’ll be fun. Just dress to the nines and look sexy as hell. I guarantee you are going to meet a really great guy.”
“I don’t know that you can actually guarantee that, but I suppose it’s worth a try.”
“Yes, it is. So, how’s Colton, by the way?”
“Let’s just call him the boss.”
“The boss,” she says, giggling. “So that’s his new name?”
“Yeah, we can just call him TB.”
“TB like tuberculosis?”
“Or we can just call him B,” I say.
“No, because when you say B, it makes me think a bitch, and he’s not a bitch.”
“Well, he is kind of a bitch,” I say, and she laughs.
“What about if we call him BB?”
“Like BB gun?” I ask her.
“No, big boss.”
“Why? Because he has a big cock?” I ask, and then my face goes red and she giggles.
“You never told me that part. Please give me all the information.”
“Isabel, I’m not talking about Colton Hart’s cock. Be it small, medium, or large.”
“I think you confirmed just now that it was large,” she says. “Come on, I’m your best friend.”
