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From: [email protected]

Subject: Re: Death in the family can’t come to class

hey mrs. hannaway what do you mean,whodied? pretty sure you can’t ask me that, it’s a HIPAA violation

From: [email protected]

Subject: Re: Not who you think I am

Dr. Hannaway,

I apologize! I mixed you up with Dr. Hannaday, who teaches my Shakespeare After Dark: Intercoursing the Bard class. He’s actually a man in his seventies with bushy sideburns and chronic nostril boogers, so... Oops & lol. Thank you very much for answering my questions anyway! I ran with your idea of looking at howBreaking Dawnby Stephenie Meyer is loosely based onA Midsummer Night’s Dreamand actually got an A+! I attached the paper in case you’re interested (It’s titled:Twilight vs. Shakespeare: May the horniest triumph). Also I looked you up on the BU database, and you teachIntro to Thermodynamics? I’m thinking of signing up for your class next year! I have a STEM requirement, and you’ve been so nice. If anyone can help me understand stuff like gravity or long division, that’s you.

Cam

From: [email protected]

Subject: Formal complaint

Dear Elsie,

I wanted to thank you again for our conversation re: your former advisor. The pattern of behavior you havehighlighted is highly concerning, and an investigation on the matter has started. For now, I want to reassure you that part of my commitment as the new Chair of the Physics Department here at Northeastern is to counteract the secretive, toxic, unregulated academic environment that made it possible for Dr. Laurendeau to isolate you through the years.

I will keep you updated,

Best,

Bernard Greenberg, Ph.D.

My decision is already made by Tuesday night, but it’s not until Friday morning that I get on the subway and head toward Cambridge. I walk through Harvard Square, coat open in the middle of a delightfully sunny sixty-degree February day that’s probably paid for by several yards of coral bleaching somewhere in the Red Sea. I feel much like I have for the rest of the week: raw, delicate, a little bumbling. As though I’m gingerly trying on someone else’s life.

It’s my first time in the building, but I find the office easily. When I knock, a voice yells from inside, “I’m not here! Don’t come in! Go away!”

I laugh and open the door anyway.

“Oh my God, Elsie! Come in—I thought you were one of my colleagues. Or students. Or family members. Basically, anyone else.” George seems overjoyed to see me. Her office resembles her: a little messy, but cozy and comfortable. She begins to move a stack of printouts from the chair, but I shake my head.

“No need. I don’t really have time to stay. I wanted to talk to you in person. About the job.”

“Oh.” Her expression briefly shifts into a wince. Then reverts back to a small, reassuring smile. “You didn’t have to come all the way over here for that. I totally understand that working for an experimentalist might not be your ideal career. And I have no doubt that you’ll find a tenure-track position soon. And like I said, I think you and I should still—”

“Actually.” I clear my throat. “I came here to accept.”

She blinks. Many times. “To... accept?”

I take a deep breath, smile, and nod. “Yes.”

“To accept... the job?”

“Yes.”

“Yes?”

“Yes.”

“To be clear: you’retakingthe job.”

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