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“Knowing people.” She scowls at me. “When was the last time you had sex then?”
“Erm, that would be the night Ade was conceived.”
Sacha’s jaw hits the floor in shock and she stares at me in disbelief.
“But she’s just turned—”
“I know.”
“And you were pregnant for nine months—”
“I’m aware.”
“So that means it’s been—”
“Yeah, funnily enough, I know exactly how long it’s been.”
“Fuck. I didn’t think it was possible. I need another drink.”
“Me too.”
We down another generous shot each and my legs begin to tingle. Oh great. I’m buzzed already. My legs are always the first thing to go.
“Babe, please don’t tell me that the night Ade was conceived was the first time you had sex.”
“Of course not.”
Sacha breathes a sigh of relief.
“Okay, so how many others?”
“Times?”
“No, people.”
“Erm, one.”
“You’ve only had sex with two people in your entire life?!” She yells at me.
“Erm, no, just the one. Ade’s father.”
“Oh my god, this is a disaster.”
“Thanks. You’re really making me feel better.”
“Do you know...anything?”
“I know how babies are made.”
“Jeez…did you guys have a lot of sex? You were pretty young when you got pregnant.”
“We did it a handful of times. It was horrible.”
“The first time always is.”
“No. All of the times.”
“Babe, how many times did you actually want to have sex with Ade’s father?” she asks me gently.
