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“Quit being coy,” she snaps.
“I’m not being coy, I’m being awkward. I hate talking about this stuff!” I protest. “So we were kissing and stuff…”
“How much stuff? Which base did you get to?”
“Base? Really? What are we, twelve? I don’t even understand the stupid baseball reference.”
“Did you fuck?”
“No!”
“Did you give or receive oral?”
“No.”
“Did you play with his dick? Did he finger you?”
“No.”
“Did he touch your tits?”
“He...looked at them.”
“You are so fucking lame.”
“Oh shut up. It was hot okay.” Sacha raises a brow at me skeptically. “It was! We got to the part where we were tearing each other’s clothes off—”
“Ooooh this is better.”
“And I freaked out, shifted into a fly and bolted out of there.”
“What?! Why?!”
“I...I just panicked. I’m a Virgin.”
“No, you’re not.” Sacha snickers at me.
“I may as well be. I feel like one,” I grumble.
“Babe, it can’t have been that long since you had sex.”
“It’s been six months—”
“See? That’s not that bad.”
“Since I went on a date, aside from Rick the Racist.”
“Okay, but you had sex then, right?”
“That date was with Todd the Twat, so no, I didn’t!”
“Okay, well before that?”
“Joel the Jock.”
“Jeez. Okay, but you’ve slept with people before coming to America. I set you up on dates with people all over the world. Good people. It’s a perk of being a former airline hostess.”
“What, getting around?”
