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She added a row of aubergines, hot dogs and baguettes.
Roxy
Did you lube up before Lorenzo made his big entrance?
As delicate as a sledgehammer. Roxy always had a way with words.
Me
No. I know I should’ve done. I will next time.
Roxy
FFS! You MUST!!! And have you used my gift yet? It’ll help if you get to know your new body better first too.
Roxy
You’ve been under extra stress lately, so now is the perfect time to get your rocks off.
Roxy
I’m telling you! You’ll feel so much better afterwards!
Me
I’ve been in the middle of a monumental shitstorm. Trying to save the business. Making massive decisions that will affect people’s jobs. Their LIVES. The last thing I’ve been thinking about is sex.
I added the eye-roll emoji.Honestly. Talk about priorities.
Roxy
Don’t think of it as sex. Think of it as stress relief. Relaxing your mind so that you can make BETTER decisions.
Roxy
And didn’t you just say to Bella that things were looking up now? That you were at home relaxing on your bed? Alone? So what are you waiting for?
She didn’t miss a trick…
Me
Yes…true… But anyway, your gift is in Italy. It was a race against time to catch my flight, so surprisingly, a mini vibrator wasn’t at the top of my packing list.
Roxy
Well, that’s why you have forward-thinking friends like me…
She added a winking face.
Bella
What did you do, Rox…?
I was just thinking exactly the same thing…
Roxy
If you check the little make-up bag you keep in your handbag, I think you’ll find something in there…
