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And I’ve made a new friend…

Me

Let me guess… A man?

Roxy

Haha! You know me so well!

Roxy

He’s FAF!

Oh, here we go. Roxy and her bloody acronyms.

Me

FAF???

Roxy

Duh! Fit As Fuck!

Roxy

Talking of men, you didn’t tell us how it went with you and lover boy Lorenzo when you got back home. Did you do the deed?

She was right. I hadn’t told them. That was something I’d really rather forget.

I paused.

Roxy

I’m guessing from your silence that you either didn’t or it didn’t go as planned…?

I couldn’t hide anything from her. It was like she could see inside my bloody brain.

Me

Sadly we did try and, well, it wasn’t good…

I filled them in on everything that happened. Typical Roxy joked that me spraying him in the face with my milk was my body’s way of paying him back for covering me with his spunk.Honestly.

Bella

Like you said, Soph, it was your first time. It wasn’t great for me the first time either. But if you keep trying, regularly, eventually it will get better.

Roxy

What did you use to ease him in, Soph?

Me

Huh?

Roxy

Whilst you were talking, I Googled painful sex after birth and one of the articles I’m skimming now says you need a lot of lube. Like bucketloads. Enough to sink two ships. Or rather one giant dick!

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