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So who…?
His eyes popped out of his head.
‘Mamma!’
I span around and saw Marta standing at the doorway, holding Leo and shielding his eyes.
Double fuck.
The noise I heard wasn’t something that had fallen in another room.
That was the sound of the door opening.
And my mother-in-law stepping through it.
This could not be happening.
Whilst I was rooted to the spot, hoping this was a big nightmare, Lorenzo jumped up. But just as he surged forwards towards his mum, he slipped on his cum and landed on his back, legs akimbo.
‘Mio Dio!’ screamed Marta, slapping her head.
I understood that she was calling the Lord’s name, but even God himself couldn’t help us out of this sticky situation.
Oops. Poor choice of words.
Lorenzo got back on his feet, attempting to shield his crown jewels with his hands before realising they weren’t big enough to cover everything and grabbing a cushion from the sofa instead.
They were both screaming at each other and of course, I was only understanding about one word in every fifty. Lorenzo was throwing the hand that wasn’t gripping the cushion wildly in the air. I think he asked Marta what she was doing here. I heard the wordtomorrowandmorning, so he must have been saying she wasn’t supposed to come back until 8 a.m.Yes, that’s right.That was the time we’d agreed. Marta then scowled at me like I was the world’s biggest whore and was shouting a load of stuff back at him. The only word I understood waslatte.From that I gathered she must have gone in the bag to give Leo his bottle, realised that terrible mother Sophia hadn’t even packed it and so decided to come back. But how did she even get in?
Frankly, that was the least of my problems right now.
What a shitstorm.
With all of the commotion, it wasn’t long before Leo started crying, and instinctively, I rushed over to take him from Marta. She quickly stepped back like she was shielding him from a leper. She shooed me away angrily, brushing her shoulders with disgust and pointing at me.
Oh yes. I forgot about that.
I glanced down at my dressing gown. The thick, creamy substance stood out even more against the shiny black silk.
Ihadto get out of here.
I rushed to the bathroom, locked the door, then caught myself in the mirror.
O. M. G.
It was worse than I imagined. I thought it had only got on my right cheek, but there was some stuck in my hair and a little bit was even hanging from my chin…
Mortified.
I quickly rinsed off my face, wishing that I could erase what had happened just as easily, then buried my head in my hands.
How would I ever be able to look Marta in the eyes again after this?
First I made her think I was a nympho by telling her I loved penis at the dinner table, then as if I was on a mission to prove just how much, she walked in to find me sucking her darling son’s cock like a lollipop. And of course saw me covered in his love juice as if I really couldn’t get enough.
Oh God.
I could bounce back from a lot of things, butthis? I would never be able to live this down.
I’d better pack my suitcase right now and leave town.
