Page 50 of Dickathlon

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Later that week…

“You want me to do what?!”

“It’s not that big of a deal, Luke.”

“There’s kind of a lot to cover. Where do I even start?”

We were sitting in my living room, having just finished dinner.

“I dunno. Start with dicks.”

“Oh yeah, why didn’t I think of that? You want to know everything there is to know about gay sex. How could I forget about dicks?” Luke threw his hands up in the air and leaned back against the couch.

“Come on, bro. I know you can’t tell me everything, but-”

“Haven’t you guys already fooled around?”

“Yeah, but he pretty much did stuff to me. I just laid there and came.”

“Sounds like paradise.” Luke laughed.

“Come on, Luke. I want to be good for him.”

“How do you know I’m good?”

I answered him with a stare.

“Well, how much porn have you watched?” he asked.

“You know porn isn’t realistic.”

“I am aware…but it’s a start! I can’t possibly cover everything in one weekend.”

“There’s really that much? Start with the basics then. I just don’t want to embarrass myself.”

“Well, from what you told me, you’ve done fine so far. It sounds like he likes that you’re inexperienced, plus it plays into the whole you-like-him-in-charge thing.”

“I can probably jerk him off. I mean, I’ve jerked myself off thousands of times. But I’ve never sucked a dick. I don’t know what to do with his asshole. Do I need to shave mine? Is that a thing?”

“Okay, okay. Calm down.” Luke put his hand on my knee. “Let me think for a sec.”

I waited semi-patiently, twisting my fingers together, while Luke thought of the best way to teach me about gay sex.

“I still don’t see how Trader Joe’s is going to help me with Declan’s dick.”

“Patience, young Padawan.” Luke rubbed my shoulder.

“Mmm…Hayden Christensen. I could get behind that.”

“So, you think you’re more of a top then?”

I shook my head. “Definitely not with Declan. Just not feelin’ it. But I think I still might like to try, if he’s into that. We haven’t discussed roles, but just with the size difference, he naturally assumes control. If that makes sense.”

“Bottoms can be in control too.” Luke stopped in front of the produce cooler.

“Produce?!”