Page 84 of The Beta Test

Jake: Unless… you agree to come to my next game. It’s the final.

Me: You have a deal.

Jake: *pumps fist*

Jenna: I think you made Jake’s year by coming to his game wearing his jersey. He won’t stop talking about it.

Me: I’m sure that’s an exaggeration.

Jenna: It’s really not.

Me: Thanks for stealing the jersey for me to wear, btw.

Jenna: Anytime.

Jenna: Besides, I’m starting to ship you two.

Me: Jenna!

Jenna: *shrug emoji*

Jenna: *kissy face emoji*

Jenna: Jake and Avery sitting in a tree

Jenna: K-I-S-S-I-N-G

Me: I’m not afraid to use the block button.

Jenna: Boo! Way to be a party pooper.

Mom: Avery, you have some mail on the counter. One of them is a BIG envelope from Boston University!! Just wanted to make sure you saw it.

Me: Thanks, Mom!

80085 [Me]: Since I seem to come to you for major life advice… any thoughts on how to pick the right college?

31415: Well, one you’ve been accepted to is a good start.

80085 [Me]: Maybe I picked the wrong person to ask…

31415: No no no. You came to the right place.

31415: Let’s see.

31415: For me it’s a combination of my sport, location, and major. I also really want to live on the east coast for a change.

80085 [Me]: What sport?

31415: Hockey.

80085 [Me]: Huh.

80085 [Me]: This isn’t Dan, is it? Please say no.

31415: No.

80085 [Me]: But now I feel like that ‘no’ doesn’t count because I told you to say no.