Too late. You’d better put these crates out of the way before the interval then.
8:00 p.m. Kevin wrote:
No time, it’s curtain-up in ninety seconds. Throw a tea towel over them and deny all knowledge.
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8:42 p.m. Joyce wrote:
Is this in the script?
8:45 p.m. Kevin wrote:
Not the script for THIS play.
Message exchange between Kevin and Sarah-Jane MacDonald on June 5, 2025:
8:45 p.m. Kevin wrote:
Are you watching this?
8:46 p.m. Sarah-Jane wrote:
On way home. Sammy petulant and grizzly. From the sound of him, Harley much the same. Driving. On voice can’t talk.
8:46 p.m. Kevin wrote:
Bloody Celia!
Message exchange between Kevin MacDonald and Celia Halliday on June 5, 2025:
8:47 p.m. Kevin wrote:
I’m holding it together because the NADA judge is in the front row, but why did you give Veronica Craye an extra speech about a married director called Kevin who had an affair with his leading lady?
8:48 p.m. Celia wrote:
You chose to humiliate ME in public, so I decided to do the same.
Message exchange between Kevin MacDonald and Nicky-Rose Dearing on June 5, 2025:
8:49 p.m. Kevin Luckily Sarah-Jane had to take Sammy home and didn’t hear that, but WTAF?
9:12 p.m. Kevin wrote:
Where are you?
Transcript of a 999 call made at 10:29 p.m. on June 5, 2025:
Operator: What is the address of the emergency?
Caller: It’s so dark I can’t tell if it’s real. I expressly said to count me out of audience participation! Yes, it is real. Oh… I thought they might be playing a trick, but called you just in case and…
Operator: What’s the address, please?
Caller: The lane beside St. Barnabas church hall in Lockwood, oh dear… there’s a man and he’s dead. I think.
Operator: Is the patient breathing?