Shit.
To: The Fairway Players mailing list
From: Kevin MacDonald
Date: June 2, 2025
Subject: Re: Fear not
Everyone, please ignore my last email. It was just meant for Celia. Cheers.
Kevin MacDonald, Committee cochair and director
Message exchange between Kevin and Sarah-Jane MacDonald on June 2, 2025:
7:29 a.m. Kevin wrote:
Bollocks. Slammed “reply to all” and now the whole group knows I’m an angry asshole.
7:30 a.m. Sarah-Jane wrote:
An angry asshole who never mastered the art of sending emails.
7:32 a.m. Kevin wrote:
Don’t worry, my darling husband, you are my world and that is all that counts.
7:33 a.m. Sarah-Jane wrote:
Don’t worry, Kevin. Most people don’t read emails these days.
7:35 a.m. Kevin wrote:
Normally, no. But you can bet they’ll read this one. It’s all I need. A publicly humiliated Celia Halliday to manage for the rest of play week.
7:36 a.m. Sarah-Jane wrote:
Good luck with that.
7:38 a.m. Kevin wrote:
You know what? Fuck it. Fuck Celia. From now on, it’s all about The Hollow.
7:39 a.m. Sarah-Jane wrote:
The play is all that matters now.
Messages posted to Fran’s Hollow Play WhatsApp group on June 2, 2025:
8:32 a.m. Fran wrote:
How are you feeling this morning, Ams?
8:33 a.m. Amelia wrote:
Ok but haven’t got up yet.
8:33 a.m. Fran wrote: