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Hell, why not? I hadn’t decided on next month's column, so that totally saves me a job. Plus I’m in the market for a new vibrator.

Let’s just say mine’s as discreet as a jackhammer. I’ll give them a rating and everything. LOL.

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Awesome, I’ll ship them to you. We don’t need you wrangling dildos in the office.

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OMG, what am I, the cock cowgirl?! How many are you sending?! I’ve only got one coochie you know!

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To be determined. Not the coochie part. I’m clear on that. I’ll keep you posted.

Good job on Dickonomics.

J

It’s not all doom and gloom though because, oh my god, I love my job so much. Hilarious, considering how jaded I am by love and relationships.

Am I the best person for the job?

The jury’s still out on that one, but I like to think I can see both sides.

You don't need to want love, to love it.

And I do. Love love I mean… so work’s the one constant in my life I am satisfied with.

Apparently soon to be extra satisfied.

Thank fuck for Jenny. She’s great to work for, and over the years we’ve become friends too.

Don’t get me wrong, she’s still the boss and will totally tell me if something sucks, but she gives me relatively free rein with my Love, Mia column.

I get to write about all things sex and relationships, and anything in between.

Occasionally she’ll suggest something if we’ve got a new sponsor—like my aforementioned new playmates—but she’ll always keep it relevant. She wouldn’t expect me to cover current affairs. I’m not built for that, the world's depressing enough.

I want to help people let go, feel free and sexually liberated with a dose of reality.