Page 6 of Terms and Traditions

Someone mentioned fake dating in conversation at tonight’s party. Curiosity killed the cat.

EMMETT

Sounds like a horrible conversation for a Christmas party. My condolences to the cat.

Did Stephanie knock it out of the park?

RYAN

Rightttt. Your crush. And your PA. Send pictures.

Of the party décor and food in case that wasn’t clear.

We’ve met Stephanie and know what she looks like.

EMMETT

Quit before you make this creepy, my man.

ME

I’m sure Stephanie has pictures. She might send them to you if you ask nicely.

And not a crush. What, are we in junior high?

EMMETT

Clearly one of us never left.

RYAN

I resent that.

If you’re that invested in the topic, I’ll send over a list of films and books Kelsi recommends for a comprehensive study of fake dating.

ME

I know better than to ask if you’re kidding.

EMMETT

Does she seriously have that sort of information at the ready?

RYAN

It is a legit part of her job.

Info will be in your email in ten minutes, Prescott.

ME

I’m scared to look. I don’t think I’m a Hallmark man.

EMMETT

Don’t knock it till you try it.

RYAN