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Jack cracked a smile and shook his head. Tom laughed along with the others but I knew he really wanted an honest answer.
“Well,” I started. The men quickly quieted down, realizing they were getting some inside info on women and sex. And spanking. For some reason, men were a little obsessed with spanking. “You could tell her it was something you'd been thinking about and that it really turns you on. Maybe try just spanking her with your hand first, perhaps a little playful swat while you’re intimate. See how she takes to that.”
Tom nodded. The other men looked at me thoughtfully as if considering my suggestion. No doubt a woman's red ass was the main vision in their minds.
Mike was doing a pretty good job of inflating the blow-up doll. It was starting to take on its form in all its naked glory.
Arty stood up to get another beer and Joe smacked him on the ass with the paddle. The men erupted into roars of laughter and high fives.
I laughed, too. “Maybe not quite like that. If you think that part of your wife or girlfriend is really hot, then tell her so. I can't say for sure how she'll react, but telling a woman you think she's hot or something about her turns you on, it goes a long way.”
The men nodded their heads sagely. Jack watched me as he took a swig of beer.
“Hey, this is a guy!” Mike called out, outraged.
He held up the fully inflated male doll. Including the eight-inch penis.
“What the...” Joe said.
I held up my hand for silence. Clearly the men were expecting an anatomically correct woman. “I brought the guy doll to demonstrate this last item. A cock ring.” I pulled it from the bottom of the box and held it up. It had two circles joined together in the middle, in the shape of a figure eight.
“Hey! Let me see that!” Mike shouted.
I tossed it to him and sat down on the arm of the empty wing chair by the fire.
“This, from what I've been told, helps a man stay in the game longer than normal. I know I showed you toys specifically designed for your wife or girlfriend, but this is something thatyouuse and she'll definitely benefit.”
“What's this part?” Mike ran his finger along one of the circles.
“It holds your balls.”
Every guy cringed and groaned as they shifted uncomfortably in their seats.
“Oh, come on,” I grumbled. “You're all over the idea of clamps digging into a woman's nipples.” A few of the guys nodded their heads, glazed over expressions clueing me in that they had serious breast fantasies. I darted a glance at Jack. He was staring at my breasts. He'd seen one of them earlier. Hopefully he wasn't visualizing it with a clamp attached. Even with that painful thought in mind, my nipples still tightened. Why did they do that every time Jack looked at me—them?
Maybe if Jack put them on me they’d be?—
“Um...don’t forget the added sensation adding those little weights I showed you. In comparison, the cock ring doesn't pinch or squeeze or anything.”
“How would you know?” Joe asked.
“Don't even talk about it,” Arty said at the same time.
I glanced between the men. None looked happy about the idea of something ratcheted around their junk.
“Fine, I brought the blow-up doll to demonstrate the cock ring. Mike, since you've got both, why don't you put it on him?”
Everyone froze in place. Mike's face was as red as his hair. “Um, on another guy?”
I rolled my eyes at him. “Thisguyis a balloon.”
Mike looked down at the doll, considering whether he'd have to go through with it, then laughed with visible relief. “It doesn't have any balls!”
He held up the doll, and sure enough, it didn't. For a sex toy, it was missing half of his important bits and pieces. So much for the full cock ring demonstration.
“Here, give it to me,” I said, and held out my hands. Mike tossed the cock ring back. I unsnapped the extra strap that went around a man's boys and tossed that portion into the box.
“What do I do with this?” Mike moved the blow-up doll back and forth, the eight-inch penis waving back and forth like a flag.
