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I ask the Mastermind, “You sent them up the wrong path, right? Thinking they were going to find us?”
His lips are tight as he nods. “Yup.”
“How long before they know for certain it’s a wild goose chase?”
“Oh,” The Warrior says, “could be a very long time. Maybe forever. Turtle Rise leads up into a wilderness. All the way to Canada.”
I look around the car, “Excellent strategy. Whoever picked it, great job.”
The Warrior goes on, “You could search up there with infrared, even with choppers. You’d be looking for days. Weeks. You’d never know if you missed your target or if you got sent up the wrong track.”
“So.” I say, “The doc is a mole, and he’s been a threat.” I pause. “But now we can turn him into an asset. If we do it soon.”
The drive is long. We’re all getting hungry and the Warrior says, “Why don’t we spring for a bag of Dicks?”
I must be staring wide eyed. The Emperor says, “You’ve eaten Dicks, before.”
The Mastermind nods and says, “You must have swallowed a huge amount of Dicks. You like Dick’s, right?”
They go on like this and I’m just sitting here getting redder and redder in the face, squeezed in between these two men, while they’re having a whale of a time.
Rolling into view up ahead is a high red and orange sign with script that says, ‘Dick’s’
“Recognize it now?” I don’t.
The Emperor steers in and stops by a window to order deluxe burgers, sauce, fries and shakes for four.
As we drive on, all three men go on making jokes about eating masses of Dick’s. Principally, about me eating Dick’s. And licking Dick’s. And hot, melted cheese. And dripping sauce. And shakes.
And they sing,My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.
While I try to eat. With my wrists bound.
Fooling around, the Warrior says, “You don’t remember ever eating Dick’s?” and waves his burger in front of me. A gob of melted cheese and sauce drops on my chest where the dress is open.
I tell him, “Now look what you’ve done.”
Mastermind says, “Make him lick it off.”
I ask him, “Do you want to lick it off?”
He asks the Warrior, “Do you mind if I lick off what your Dick’s dribbled on her tits?”
“It was my Dick’s. I should lick it off.”
I raise my eyebrows. “You want to lick off your own Dick’s?”
The Emperor calls back, “Don’t you wish you could lick your own Dick’s?”
“I can see the advantage,” the Mastermind says.
“So,” I say, “Who is going to lick the cheese from his Dick’s off me?”
The Emperor says, “Maybe we all should. I’ll pull the car over.”
This has really gotten out of control. Now I’m squirming.
“We’re nearly there,” the Warrior says. “Maybe we should wait until we get to the house.”
