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Garrett
The hell? You kissed Rachel and she’s avoiding you? Did you forget how?
Hendrix
Kissing is like riding a bike.
Garrett
Did you give her the stabby tongue? The stiff lip? Slobber all over her?
Hendrix
Burp in her mouth?I almost did that once.
Garrett
Dude.
I know how to kiss a woman.
Garrett
Did you have bad breath?
Hendrix
Fart?
Grow up.
Hendrix
Sometimes it can’t be stopped.
Garrett
Why is she avoiding you?
She’s not avoiding me.
Jack
She drove my truck to work the past two days.
Garrett
We are never going to get you laid.
Hendrix
Bruh, one time I kissed a girl and she started to cry. Turns out her cat had just died, and it had nothing to do with me.
Garrett
Keep telling yourself that story.
Hendrix
