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“Oh please,” she says. “Those bitches you hang out with are way worse than me. It’s just a movie, Sky. You hide your face in his chest and let him feel manly while the killer chases heroine into the woods, and he puts his arm around you and doesn’t take it back for the rest of the movie…”
“That doesn’t sound like you. Holy shit. Wait, do you havemoves?I thought only guys had those.”
She glowers at me. “Don’t worry, there’s zero chance you’ll fall onto his knob and accidentally pop your precious cherry.”
“So now you’re trying to convincemeit’s innocent? Have I suddenly become my mom?”
“I don’t know, have you?” she challenges.
“I have a boyfriend, Meghan.”
“Again, no one expects you to bounce on a virtual stranger’s dick in the middle of the movie theater.”
“Says the girl who lost her virginity in a Pizza Hut bathroom.”
“It was a Pizza Palace,” she says with mock outrage, and then we’re both laughing again, the momentary prickliness melting away.
“I’ll go, but only because you’re my cousin and it’s crazy to go somewhere alone with a guy you met once, who’s not even from here. He could be, I don’t know, some kind of human trafficker luring you to another country so you have no protection.”
“And you’re going to protect me?” she asks, snorting with laughter.
“Hey,” I protest. “Safety in numbers.”
“Okay, then it’s settled. You’ll go,” she says, pulling out her phone. “I’ll tell him right now.”
“Just to hang out,” I warn. “As friends. I’m cuddling up to anyone.”
“Except yourToddy Bear,” she says, pretending to gag at the nickname. “Got it. No dick bouncing or chest cuddling. I’ll let them know.”
“Don’t you dare,” I say, swiping for her phone.
She rolls away, cackling evilly. “I already asked him to bring Oliver so you wouldn’t be a third wheel. I have to make sure he knows what to expect. Though for someone so dead set on losing your virginity, you’re using this opportunity to impress him very well.”
“I’m not losing my virginity to a stranger.”
“Come on, when will you have this chance again? They’re hot, they’re horny, they’reIrish.You don’t even live on the same continent. You’d literallyneverrun into them again.”
“Yeah, but I said I was ready to sleep with myboyfriend. That’s different. I know he’s a good guy. I just met these guys.”
“Girl, who cares if they’re good guys? As long as they have good dick, they’ll serve their purpose.”
“And how exactly would you know that? You spent five minutes with the Rogue.”
“Who?”
“The Rogue,” I say. “I didn’t get his name, so that’s what I call him. Dimples and the Rogue.”
“Sounds like a band from the fifties,” she says, snickering. “But hey, if you want the Rouge, we can trade, since you’re going to be boning one of them. Nobody wants to fuck someone named Dimples. Except maybe that dude who gets caught wanking in the audience of one of those creepy child beauty pageants, and it turns out he doesn’t even have a kid there.”
“Meghan,” I groan. “Stop or I’m not going.”
“Fine, you can fuck Dimples,” she says. “Just saying, I might nickname you Pedo afterwards.”
“Pretty sure he’s the pedo, since he’s in college and I’m only fifteen.”
“Eh, doesn’t count if he doesn’t know.”
“I’m not sleeping with either of them,” I say, shaking my head. “So I don’t care which one I sit by at the movies. Take your pick. I’ll even sit at the end of the row by myself if you’d rather.”
