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Chapter 3
Jacob
What did the penis say to the vagina?
Don’t make me come in there!
“Hey, bro,” Macon says as he strolls into the kitchen.
“Good workout?” I ask him while focusing on preparing our meals for the next few days.
“Was all right. I think I pulled something,” he complains.
“Are you all right?” I ask, immediately worried. Turning the burner off, I give my twin brother my full attention.
We have a competition in a week, and a pulled muscle can mean we may have to cancel.
Macon wears a smug grin as I look over him worriedly. His face shows no signs of tightness or pain.
“What did you pull?” I demand.
“I knew you’d freak out,” he laughs, “I pulled some blonde in the gym. She was so fine, and oh my, her ass was a goddamn bubble butt.”
“You are despicable,” I chided, returning to the meal I was cooking and continuing what I had been doing before.
Serving up the food into the color-coded containers, I look over at my identical twin brother.
He’s grinning lazily at his phone, his fingers typing away to the new girl he’s managed to seduce while I’m stuck beating my meat to the images of a hot hairdresser.
Not that she’s ever noticed me.
“Did you sign up for that app?” Macon asks me, his mouth filled with bacon and eggs.
Wrinkling my nose in disgust, I swallow before deciding to reply.
“I did. Did you?”
“Yup. I heard a girl talking in the gym about it. You know that girl’s house we just fitted those doors in, Becca? Well, she joined it and had a date by that weekend,” he tells me, somehow managing not to choke on his food as he does.
“I don’t have high hopes for it. I want to find a nice girl to go on a few dates with.”
“Always the romantic brother. We might be identical, but we do not have the same motives.”
“And you, brother, are always a fuckboy. One day, I hope you meet a girl who makes you chase her,” I tell him, getting up from the table and clearing my plate.
My phone vibrates in my pocket, pulling it out. I deflate when I see it’s just one of those stupid jokes they tell us on the app.
I really do. I want to find someone I can go on nice dates with and spend time with. I'm desperate to find someone, other than my brother, to care for and love.
