Hudson
Brittany
Hudson, babe, we need to talk about your date for the opera. I can get Tasha if you don’t have anyone in mind.
Me
No need. I've found a perfect person to go with me.
Brittany
I need a name to vet her.
Me
Trust me, you won’t find any skeletons in her closet.
Brittany
Name or I’m calling Tasha.
Me
Dr. Allegra Cammareri.
Brittany
Googling her now.
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Okay, she’s got potential, but she needs a Brazilian blowout and a professional makeup artist.
Me
There is no way I’m going to tell her that.
Brittany
Why not? She’ll thank you for it later.
Me
Because I’m not a monster. Besides, I like her the way she is.
Brittany
You’re my worst client. You know that, right?
Me
It’s a badge of honor for me.
Brittany
Wait, are you going all George Clooney? Hooking up with a genius?
Me