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Richard: How could I forget her? Gorgeous.
Bennett: You’re allergic to women who only want your money, remember?
Richard: Oh yeah, thanks.
Bennett: I accidentally swiped right on her sister in the Millionaire Matchup app.
Daniel: And?
Bennett: Now we’re having some...intense texts.
Daniel: So?
Richard: Sexting?
Bennett: Well…
Rex: I don’t understand the problem.
Bennett: I’ve always crushed on her. But what if she’s only after my money, too? She says she’s not close with her sister anymore. Not sure I should go there.
Luc: Easy. Fuck her once. Get her out of your system and move on. Ouch. Emily doesn’t like that idea and thinks you should give her a chance.
Rex: I agree. One and done.
Bennett: That’s just it. There was one night we ran into each other years ago. It’s my perfect night.
Daniel: And the plot thickens.
Luc: Revised: Fuck her again. Get her out of your system and move on.
Daniel: You can’t do that with a perfect night.
Rex: What do you mean about a perfect night?
Daniel: It means the fantasy of recalling a perfect night shouldn’t be messed with. What if the second time isn’t as good as the first? There goes your entire jacking off porn.
Rex: Interesting theory.
Richard: How can you trust her not to be the same as her sister?
Bennett: Thank you. My point exactly.
Bennett: But she’s so different. Like night and day. Doesn’t seem to care about money at all.
Richard: All women care about money. Just in varying degrees. Next thing you know, they have a plot to kidnap you for ransom and ruin your mother’s dream of a perfect high-society wedding.
Bennett: …
Daniel: Dude. Take it slow. Meet her for a Guinness at the pub.
Buddy: You just want him spending money at your establishment.
Daniel: Yeah, but he’d be in a safe environment in case the chick is crazy.
Luc: There’s much more you can tell about a person face to face than text.
Buddy: The voice of reason right there.
