The Pun Farmer: Or, How to Build a Sky Farm and Other Impossible Things

Author: Autumn Dawn
Genre(s): Romance | Paranormal
Total pages: 113
The Pun Farmer: Or, How to Build a Sky Farm and Other Impossible Things

When a glitch in an experimental game drops Wren into a fantasy world, she’s given an impossible choice: a cursed farm no one has survived, or certain death.

Armed with nothing but a magical purse full of “pun seeds” and zero survival skills, Wren discovers her new farm comes with deadly monsters, failing shields, and plants that grow exactly what their names suggest. Breadfruit produces actual bread. Silk trees grow finished gowns. And her attempts at defensive plants? Let’s just say the barking dogwood disaster will haunt her forever.

But when a jealous weather mage sabotages her property during the autumn monster migration, Wren does what she does best: she adapts. Rising from the ruins, she creates the impossible—an elevated Sky Farm that defies every rule of magic and architecture, turning her cursed land into the most legendary property in the territory.

Now if only she could figure out her feelings for Jin, the serious Marshall who keeps finding excuses to visit. Or handle Viktor, the charming landowner who sees her as the ultimate business opportunity. Or survive the increasingly unhinged attacks from a woman who will do anything to destroy her.

In a world where monsters migrate like herds, political marriages are strategic moves, and the right plant pun can save your life, Wren must prove she’s more than just a lucky transplant. She’s the Sky Farmer—and she’s just getting started.

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