Page 69 of The Art of Avoiding Your Werewolf
Then walk away. I don’t have you on a leash. Even if I did, I think you’re big enough to figure out a way to pull free.
I’m not going to be your housewife, remember?
Archer
I don’t want you to be a damn housewife. I want you to work a normal amount. You’re more than double full time right now.
Me
Bet I could hit triple if I really tried.
It was a lie.
I’d hit ninety hours a few weeks, and it made me feel like death incarnate. So, I capped it at 84.
Though, with my avoidance plan, I’d have to go up again.
Archer
Think of all the ice cream I could feed you if you weren’t working so much.
Finally, he was talking my language.
Too bad I couldn’t take him up on it.
Me
I’ll let you know if I change my mind, but for now, it’s a no.
Archer
Damn stubborn woman
Me
Damn overbearing man
Archer
How often do you need to eat?
Me
Not as often as a normal vampire
Archer
I need a number, Vee
Me
Once a week to once every other week. My stomach starts growling when I get really hungry.
Archer
Every Monday then? We can swap to Tuesday the weeks it lines up wrong with my work schedule
Me
