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Lex grinned up at her. “Well, I thought, what could you possibly get the woman who has everything at her fingertips, and that got me thinking. I mean, when any of us are not here, you now have a replacement! Easy fix!”
“When we’re not here?” Avery’s face pinched in confusion as he casually asked, his eyes traveling back and forth from Rayla to the chest and back again.
“Easy fix?” Ax followed in a gruff voice, scratching his head like he still didn’t understand.
Both Cosmo and I glanced at each other, seeing the curious anticipation eating away at him, which was surely reflected in my own image. We were the ones that liked to control the situation, but with Rayla and Lex in the mix, that seemed to become harder and harder with each day. I was going to need to drink more of this spiked cocoa if I was going to get through today.
Rayla grabbed with both hands from the chest, lifting them up as she sighed in delight, “He got me dicks!” She clutched both of them to her chest, my eyes catching on two very long, flesh-colored items in her hands as she explained, “Well, he really got me your dicks. I could tell my mates dicks from a mile away!”
Her proud voice had me quickly choking on my Baileys and cocoa, covering my mouth so I wouldn't make a mess as everyone in the room, but Lex and Rayla, stared with wide eyes and dropped mouths. Lex paid us no attention as he went on to tell her how he got them from the best distributor and handpicked the silicone colors from memory. She nodded, looking at a few of them and commenting on the real feeling of the veins and the tips.
“Oh, and they even caught the slight curve in Ax’s-”
The silence was quickly disturbed by a slammed fist on the coffee table as Ax seethed out, “How. The. Fuck. Did you get a mold of my dick, Lex?!”
Lex looked around, shrugging like he couldn't understand why he was interrupting their conversion for something so trivial. “Oh, that was easy. I just drugged you all.” He shrugged again, pretending to pour things into a cup. “Mixed a little of this and a little of that, added some stimulant for your dicks,” he winked as us and my eyes narrowed, “and bam, got my drug.”
Throwing his hands over his head, he continued, “I’d already had the molds ready, and once I got you home I zip, zipped.” He mimed unzipping our pants as if it was the most simple thing. He shook his head, his tone growing serious as he looked at eachof us. “And I only held your dick for a second. It was very clinical. I promise. I don’t swing that way.” His mouth pitched as he shook his head in disgust. Then turned loving eyes toward Rayla. “I only wanted to get the perfect gift for my rose.”
Her eyes shined as she now held all of our silicone dicks in her arms, cradling them as she nodded. “You want to know what's better than five dicks? Ten dicks! You all have dick twins!”
Lex beamed up at her, just as excited as she was, leaving the rest of us reeling with the news that Lex had most definitely violated all of us. “Oh! Should we name them?” He asked, and I think that was what broke Ax’s silence as he shot up from his seat, pointing at Lex with murder in his eyes.
“That's it. I'm sorry, Rayla, but I'm going to have to kill your demon.”
Lex turned, shot up as he threw his hands in the air and rolled his eyes at him. “What now?! Do you want her to play with some other toy, some other random silicone dick while you’re away? What if she’s getting it on with one of us but wants more?” Lex folded his hands and shook his head. “You know she always wants more! I made it soonlyher mates' dicks would ever touch her.” Then he put the nail in his coffin when he scolded out, “I was really doing us all a favor. You should be thanking me.” I shook my head, knowing what was going to happen next with Ax’s temperament.
Ax swiped out with a clawed hand, but Lex was quick and smoked out just in time. Ax bellowed as he stalked out of the room, “When I find you, Lex Devil, I’m going to skin you alive!”
Lex popped up right behind him as he whispered in his ear, “You’ll have to catch me first.” Ax immediately clawed behind him, but Lex smoked out of existence again as Ax growled and stomped after him.
“You know what, I'm not even surprised anymore,” Avery said as he fell back against the couch, puffing out a laugh, Rayla next to him inspecting her new dicks.
We all heard a loud crash above us and looked up. “Ray,” Cosmo chided, “Shouldn't you break them up?”
Rayla shrugged. “I'm going to let them hash it out. I get why Ax is so mad, buuuut . . .” her eyes turned into brilliant sparkles of rose gold jewels as she followed breathlessly, “I really love my gift.”
“And drugging us?” Cosmo puffed out in annoyance.
She smirked. “I mean . . . he did it to me, too, so, I feel like it's kinda a bonding thing. Like a “we’ve all been drugged by Lex” support group.” Avery chuckled while Cosmo rolled his eyes and sat back. All of us resigned ourselves to living with the unpredictability of Lex’s ideas. It wasn't like there was any other option. Even if we all kicked Lex out, which Rayla would never let us do, he would just find a way back in again. It wasn't worth the hassle.
I took another sip, feeling the alcohol warm my belly even if I didn’t feel the effects. I truly enjoyed the taste. I suddenly had a thought, “I’m more curious as to when and how he did it. I don't remember ever feeling the effects of being drugged.”
That had the others pinch their foreheads in thought when Lex popped in, “Oh, that was easy. Remember that night after we all took out those wanna be gangsters, the Black Ravens? We all went out for drinks . . . remember, toward the end of the night, we decided to order that bottle of snake juice?”
It was the only alcohol on the market that could actually make supes drunk magically, but because of that, only a handful are actually made and was very expensive to get your hands on. If I remember correctly, Lex was the one that bought it . . . to celebrate.
“Since it was such a fancy bottle, Layla didn't want to handle it, so I generously offered to serve us the shots. I just put the drug in that. This way, you would think the effects were part of a hangover. Then I dragged your ass's home and laid you downrealnice-”
Cosmo put his hand up, “Okay! We get it. I don’t want to know any more details.”
Lex leaned over the couch between Rayla and Avery, giving Cosmo a thumbs up and a wink. “Wanna keep the mystery alive? I get it. My lips are sealed.”
Rayla pulled on Lex’s shirt, turning his head her way, she gave him a long and dirty kiss. “Thank you for my gift. I will treasure all of them.”
Lex cupped her face. “Oh, my rose. I would do anythi- Oh, shit!” He shadowed out just as Ax came out of nowhere and leapt for his legs.
Ax climbed up and turned toward us, shaking with his anger. “What are you all doing?! You should be helping me!” He lumbered off, telling Lex that he will get him eventually.
