Elder:Absolutely adorable.
Brody:He’ll learn quick enough. There are no secrets in Winter Falls.
Cash:Good thing I don’t live in Winter Falls.
Damon:But how are you going to get the girl if you don’t live in Winter Falls?
Peace:I hate to agree with them, but they’re right. Indigo lives in Winter Falls. You need to be here if you want a relationship with her.
Miller:You do want a relationship with her, don’t you? You’re not using her, are you?
Cash:No! I’m not using Indy. I would never use Indy.
Brody:But you dumped her on graduation day.
Cash:How the hell do you know that?
Riley:My twin can find out anything.
Brody:Twin powers….
Riley:…activate!
Damon:You left her on graduation day??? I thought rockstars were supposed to be smooth operators.
Cash:I wasn’t a rockstar back in high school.
Damon:Ah, I get it.
Cash:Get what?
Damon:You left her to seek fame and fortune.
Elder:Why are rockstars so cool? Because they have tons of fans.
Miller:Please ignore my twin.
Cash:I did not leave Indy to become a rockstar.
Riley:Then, why did you dump her?
Cash:None of your business.
Miller:Tell us or this group text will never end.
Cash:I’m serious. It’s none of your business.
Brody:Don’t make me find out.
Peace:Please don’t make Brody find out.
Cash:You won’t figure it out no matter how much you breach my privacy.
Damon:You had to poke the dragon.
Brody:I’m the dragon!
Damon:It’s a metaphor.