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Later, the two of them cuddled on the couch, exhausted and still dripping sweat. The living room smelled like her.
“You really got a workout,” Jackson said.
Helene kissed him hungrily and said, “Not as good as the workout I’m gonna give you.”
They ended up ordering pizza after all, and Helene had to pay. She’d earned every dollar her husband had on him. But then he earned it right back.
CHAPTER NINE
BACK-DOOR MAN—
ANAL
Games lubricate the body and the mind.
—BENJAMIN FRANKLIN
We’ve had the bondage, the blindfolds, the oral and the spankings. Now we’re ready for anal. Right? And honestly, who’s not into anal? Sure, people will blush or turn away. They protest too much and turn bright pink. But if you do a quick search on the Internet for “anal,” you’ll come up with 1,020,000,000 results in about two seconds flat, starting with the Wiki page for Anal Sex, and moving right on to what women love and hate about anal, definitions of anal, and how to have anal for the first time.
If this is a new-to-you concept, my advice is to take things slowly. Foreplay is key with anal sex. Explore your fantasies before you even reach for the Astroglide. How? Simple. Moisten the tip of your index finger, part the covers of a few popular books, and dive into the tight, velvety tunnel of anal erotica.
Not to come off as a wiseass, but I consider myself a bit of an expert on the subject of anal erotica, having edited Luscious (which may be the first anthology ever to be dedicated solely to anal sex) and piloting the Annual Anal Erotica series (Kiss My Ass, Bad Ass and Smart Ass). Forget Googling, I have 775 files on my hard drive dedicated to anal sex.
My stories focus on partners discussing the concept, like in this clip from “Connecting,” where one lover confesses a sex dream:
“You told me that you wanted me to fuck your tight little virgin asshole.”
“I said that?” she was panting, shutting out the picture by closing her eyes. Seeing a completely different image behind closed lids.
“Yes,” he said, “you filthy little slut. You said, ‘Please, Chas. I’ll hold it open for you. Put the head in and fuck my ass.’”
They’d never done that before. She’d never spoken like she had in his dream. He’d never indicated that he wanted to try anal.
“Did I like it?”
“I didn’t fuck your ass right away. I made you wait for the big event.”
“Why?”
“So you’d be really desperate.”
“What did you do first?”
“I took you in the bathroom and bent you over the edge of the tub. I spread shaving cream between your asscheeks and shaved you so you were completely clean and neat back there. Then I showered you off and licked your back door until you were moaning the way you do when I eat your pussy.”
“God,” Jennifer sighed. “Oh fuck.”
In my story “Antonia’s Beast,” a woman describes her first anal-sex experience to her best friend and an eavesdropping stranger:
She tells it like she’s telling a bedtime story, in a low lilting voice that has a rhythmic pulse to it: They’ve never fucked like that.
She hesitates, makes herself continue. They’ve never had anal sex. He’s never tried, and she certainly wouldn’t have suggested it. But his fingers slowly start to probe her back door. His pointer and his middle finger push their way inside this tightest of openings. She sighs. She clings to his leg. She lets him continue. He makes circles with his fingertips as he delves farther. Antonia’s breathing speeds up. She feels as if she’s going to pass out. She begs him to stop, but she doesn’t mean it.
Marcus is gentle, but persistent. He lubes her up and massages her until she is relaxed and ready. More than ready, dying for it. She is inexperienced and she wants suddenly to be experienced.
Sometimes simply talking about what’s going to happen is enough to get a person going. In Clarice Alexander’s “Blue Denim Pussy,” the anal doesn’t happen on the page. It’s coming:
When she opened her eyes, Colin was still helping—helping her take off her jeans and folding them into a neat square. “We’ll get these,” he said. “Because if you didn’t guess from my response, I like them.”
