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“What? I wouldn’t mind having a hot fuck in the bathroom with some hot dude. Trust me, if it was Colton, you wouldn’t want Matt.”
“That’s true. But I think some part of you is getting off on this.”
“I am not. I mean, yes, I did get off, so to speak. But that’s only because he has the most marvelous, thick, long, and delicious dick I’ve ever felt or seen in my life.”
Isabel groans. “Really? I thought you didn’t like the man.”
“I don’t like the man, but that doesn’t mean I’m going to lie about his appendage.” I giggle. I don’t know why thinking about Colton and his magical body parts makes me giddy, but it sure does.“Okay, so I have an idea. You know what I’m going to do?”
“No. What are you going to do,” she asks me softly.
“I’m going to…” I pause for dramatic effect.
“Please tell me you’re not going back on that Sugar Baby website,” she says as if it wasn’t her idea in the first place. “I fully admit it wasn’t my best-ever recommendation.” She adds on before I can call her out.
“Isabel, none of your recommendations are great. You know that, right?”
“What? I was trying to help. It’s just you don’t think it through after I bring up my great ideas.”
“Well, you obviously didn’t think it through either.” I protest. “But it’s true,” I say, “I’m as much a fool as you are for not analyzing everything that could go wrong before I go ahead.”
“Well, hopefully Sarah is not as much of a fool as the both of us.” She cuts in, and I am surprised to hear Sarah’s name.
“Why?” I ask her curiously.
“Because I gave her a recommendation recently as well.” She admits with a small giggle.
“You what?” I say, confused. “What are you talking about? What recommendation?”
“Oh, I’ll tell you later when we meet up with her. Okay?”
“Sure,” I say, “Anyway, I’m going to join a dating app. Like, for real. Real.”
“What do you mean for real? Real? You’re always joining them. That’s nothing new.”
“But I’m going to swipe on almost everyone. I don’t care if they’re rich or hot or anything. I just need to meet someone so that I can date someone so I can have him drop by the office and be like, ‘Hey, is my girl Ella there?’ And then I’ll make sure that he goes to Colton’s office by mistake. So Colton thinks that I have a man and he will know that I don’t want him for Christmas. I don’t need him for Christmas. In fact, I don’t ever want to see him again.”
“Well, he’s your boss, so you’re going to see him again.”
“You know what I mean,” I say, “I don’t want to see hisOface again.”
“Oh my gosh,” she says, laughing. “That is so weird.”
“What is so weird?”
“That you’ve seen your boss’sOface? Really? What?” She says, laughing. “I mean, you’ve seen your boss’sOface because heO’d with you. How many people can say that?”
“I don’t think many people want to be able to say that. Plus, when I saw hisOface the first time, he wasn’t my boss.”
“True,” she says. “I couldn’t imagine banging my boss. Ew.”
“Okay, Isabel, you’re not helping.”
“What?” I’m just saying, “Could you imagine if I banged my boss?”
“No. I don’t want to imagine you banging your boss. I don’t want to imagine you with your boss at all.”
“Okay? I’m just saying.”
