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A huge, beaming smile splits Charlotte’s pretty face. “It’s crazy how things have worked out, huh?”
I’m buzzing. Is it too much to hope that Charlotte might be catching real feelings for me, despite that thing she said several days ago about anything between us being no strings attached?
“Yeah, it’s pretty crazy,” I manage to say. “That’s life for you. It can be unpredictable.”
“Ain’t that the truth.” With an exhale, she lays her napkin over her empty paper plate. “So, are you ready to do a show now, partner? Is Nessie ready to explore the depths of The Cave of the Magic Eel for the first time?”
Partner.Charlotte’s taken to calling me that lately, and I can’t help thinking it’s her way of reminding me what this is.And what it’s not.
“Yep,” I report. “Nessie the Monster is ready to rise to the occasion. Let’s do it.”
16
CHARLOTTE
I’m lying naked across the width of Auggie’s bed, in profile to the tripod, while Auggie kneels beside me facing the camera, a vibrator in his hand and his straining cock in full view of our rabid audience.
As he slowly lowers the vibe toward my naked body, Auggie says, loud enough for our audience to hear, “As the astronaut lowers the exploratory shuttle down, down, down toward the glorious topography of Pussy Planet, his heart and cock are pounding with excitement. He can’t wait to find out if the rumors are true—if there’s actually a beautiful creature—a siren—inhabiting this strange, new world.”
It’s our third show of the day, and we’re both exhausted. But after the astonishing success of our first two shows—“The Loch Ness Monster” and “Anaconda”—nothing could stop us now from putting on this third show today, not even physical exhaustion.
We suspected our ever-increasing audience of monthly subscribers would get off on watching me giving Auggie a blowjob for the first time, which I did during our first show today, “Loch Ness,” and then repeated during “Anaconda,” both times to roaring success. And by “roaring,” I’m referring not onlyto the audience’s enthusiastic reaction, but also to the sounds Auggie made, both times, when he finally unleashed down my throat. Damn. The man reached a state of rapture, both times. As a matter of fact, Auggie admitted to me afterwards, both times, he’d completely forgotten about the camera.
But even though we knew our audience would enjoy the introduction of fellatio to our shows, we never in a million years could have predicted thetsunamiof tips and comments those two shows garnered, compared to everything else. Auggie said the audience loved it so much becauseIcame so hard immediately afterhedid. Watching him get off so hard got me so damned wet and horny, it took no time at all for Auggie to finger me to powerful orgasms during both shows. But I told him we’d have to agree to disagree. To me, the hottest part of both shows was the way Auggie let loose like never before. He was out of his head. Totally in the moment and not performing whatsoever. I’m sure, paradoxically, our audience could feel that and they rewarded him for it.
Auggie hovers the vibrator about an inch over my clit. This is the first time we’re using my vibe in a show. After the intense orgasms I’ve had today, I told Auggie I might be too wiped out to get there a third time, without a little help from my battery-operated boyfriend. And so, we modified the script and turned my vibe into a prop.
“Landing gear engaged,” Auggie says in his clipped astronaut voice. “Thrusters set to low.” He flips a switch on the vibe and a soft buzzing noise fills the bedroom. It’s a sound I know well, and the nerve endings between my legs suddenly tingle in anticipation, like Pavlov’s dogs hearing the dinner bell.
“Landing pad tingling,” I purr. I tilt my pelvis up toward the buzzing device in Auggie’s hand, making it clear I’m excited for its landing, but Auggie lifts the vibe slightly, denying me. Teasing me. Making it clearhe’sin charge of my pleasure thistime. I fucking love it when he does this, and I’m sure the audience does, too.
“After a lifetime of fantasizing about this moment,” Auggie says, “the astronaut is finally going to become the first man, ever, to touch ground on thevirginsoil of Planet Pussy.”
That’s my cue.Virgin.We improvise a lot during our shows by now. But we do still plan for certain trigger words and cues, so we don’t forget to include important plot points or funny lines.
With a snarky look on my face, I turn my head toward the camera and deadpan, “I can practically hear all of your eyerolls and snickers, people. May I remind you this isfiction? It’s calledacting, for fuck’s sake.” I return to Auggie and bat my eyelashes. “Sorry about that, Mr. Astronaut. Please, continue.Virginsoil. First man, ever. Let’s go. I’m horny as fuck.”
Auggie cracks up, even though he knew that’s what I was going to say in this moment. The gist of it, anyway. Apparently, my delivery was funnier than Auggie anticipated. As he chuckles, his massive hard-on bobs and sways. His stunning abs contract and clench and his smile lights up the entire room. Even from behind his Lone Ranger mask, Auggie’s blue eyes are twinkling like sapphires. It’s my favorite thing, watching Auggie Vaughn enjoying himself, whether he’s doing it during a show or when we’re walking Lucky or snuggled up on his couch.
I turn to look at the camera again, even though we didn’t plan for me to do it twice. “Do you see what I have to deal with here? The man’s funny bone is even bigger than his boner.And that’s saying a lot.” I return to Auggie to find him cracking up again. Even more enthusiastically. “Seriously?” I say, even though I absolutely love it. “Pull yourself together, Salami. You’ve got a wet and aching Pussy Planet to explore.”
God, I love Auggie’s laugh. He never fakes it. Ever. Which only makes it all the more adorable and satisfying when he loses it. Frankly, the fact that Auggie can’t get through a show withoutbusting up, at least once and usually more, is one of our secret weapons. Our audience’s comments make it clear they love it when Salami Slinger breaks and can’t keep going, every bit as much as they love it when Salami Slinger makes me come so hard, my eyes tear up.
“Okay, back to our expedition,” Auggie says, wiping his eyes. “Sorry about that, guys.” He returns the vibe to its former spot, hovering above my clit. “Landing gear engaged. Thrusters set to low. Clitoris Peak locked in as my precise landing spot.”
He begins lowering the device, but suddenly jerks it up a couple inches before making contact with my flesh. “Houston, we have a problem. Sensors are picking up potential radioactivity in the topography surrounding Clitoris Peak. We’ll need to gather soil samples for safety check before landing the shuttle. Stand by.”
Auggie places the vibrator next to my naked hip on the bed, leans over, and begins planting soft kisses and swirls of his tongue over my lower torso—my belly, hips, and pelvis. When he works his way up to my breasts, he laps his tongue over my hard nipple while brushing his fingertips teasingly across my pelvic bone. When his fingers begin stroking the folds between my legs, his mouth becomes more voracious. He’s now enthusiastically kissing, licking, and nibbling on my neck and jawline, and his formerly stroking fingers are now dipping in and out of me.
Holy shit. I didn’t think it was possible for me to get this arousedagaintoday, given how exhausted I am and the intensity of my two prior orgasms; but Auggie’s somehow figured out a way to get me ramped up to full-throttle, yet again.
As Auggie’s fingers continue penetrating me, and my pleasure continues rising higher and higher, I moan and writhe and shudder. When we started this project, we didn’t foresee our shows devolving into straight-up porn the way they have. But now that we’re here, and making so much damned money doingit, I can’t deny I thoroughly enjoy it. As it turns out, I get off on being watched. It turns me on to know there are people jacking off while we’re getting off, too.
Auggie begins dragging his fingers across my G-spot, just the way I like it. When my moans intensify, he chokes out, “The planet is now confirmed habitable. Wet and warm. So fucking wet.” He slides his hand out of me and two fingers into his mouth. “It’s sweet, too. Fucking delicious.Narcotic.” He’s panting. “The astronaut would rather die than leave Pussy Planet without landing his craft. He’s touching down now, no matter what happens next. If he dies, it was fucking worth it.”
That wasn’t scripted. But, fuck, it was hot.
There’s pre-cum beaded on Auggie’s tip by now. Clearly, he’s every bit as turned on as I am. I grab his hard cock to get his full attention. I know that look of impending intoxication on his face; if I don’t remind him what comes next, he’s going to forget every damned thing he’s supposed to do.
