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Kelli instantly regretted not having her phone out, videoing their responses. Because it wasn’t often she was able to shock three Collins women into silence.
Sunnie, of course, recovered first. “Shut up. You did not!”
Kelli nodded slowly. “It was sort of an accident.”
All three women burst into laughter as Darcy said, “Accident? So what happened? You slipped and fell on his dick?”
“I hate all of you,” Kelli said even as she tried not to laugh. “I really need a drink.”
Sunnie lit up and then raised her hand for the server. Kelli grabbed it and pulled it down.
“Forget it. I’m not caving just so you can win a bet. And it was an accident,” she insisted to Darcy, “because I didn’t know it was Colm.”
“How can that even happen?”
Kelli crossed her arms. “There was a blackout.”
“Halloween? The two of you had sex on Halloween, and we’re just now hearing about it?” Yvonne picked up her drink and took a big sip. “I can’t believe you held out on us that long.”
“I only just found out I was with Colm Thursday night, at karaoke. I thought I’d slept with Robbie…and then…” She stopped right there, deciding to omit the Padraig part of the story.
“But Colm must have known,” Darcy said.
Kelli shook her head. “He thought he was with Brooke.”
Yvonne frowned, clearly struggling to make sense of it all. “I know it was super dark, but surely you recognized each other’s voices.”
Kelli shot Sunnie a dirty look. “We were still playing your stupid Quiet Place game.”
Sunnie laughed, completely unrepentant. “Oh my God! Do I know how to throw a party or what? Just when I think I can’t top myself—boom, Kelli and Colm hook up and don’t even realize it. I might just hang it all up now and rest on my laurels because there’s no beating that.”
“What about the Boob Voyage?” Yvonne reminded her cousin.
“And Friendsgiving?” Darcy added.
“Damn. Yeah. Okay. I’ll hang up my hat after the holiday season.” Sunnie lifted her margarita glass, but put it down again, leaning closer to Kelli. “So, how was it?”
“Seriously, Sun? He’s your cousin.”
Sunnie shrugged, and Kelli knew the other woman wasn’t going to give up. She was as nosy as the rest of her family, and she loved a good sex story. “So what? Details or it never happened.”
“I’m not giving you details.”
“You said you needed advice,” Yvonne—God bless her—said, changing the subject. “What’s going on?”
“Please tell me my cousin isn’t acting like a total douchebag about it.” From her tone, it was clear Sunnie would give Colm shit if he was.
Kelli shook her head. “No. He’s cool. I mean, we talked about it and we’re okay.”
Darcy studied her face. “So if you’re both cool with it, and you still need advice…”
Sunnie’s eyes widened. “You want to sleep with him again, don’t you?”
Kelli’s knee-jerk reaction was to deny that assertion immediately—but she couldn’t.
“Holy shit, Kell,” Sunnie said, letting Kelli’s silence provide the answer. “He was that good?”
Kelli rolled her eyes. “If I said yes—and mind you, I’m not saying that, I’m only asking out of curiosity—how much shit would you guys give me and for how long?”
