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Brody: Did Damon need an excuse to stay in San Diego? Do tell.
Elder: I’m all ears. *gif of a llama with its ears perked*
Riley: You know who likes llamas?
Elder: Don’t.
Riley: *emoji of an innocent kitten* Don’t what?
Elder: You know what.
Damon: *gif of hand raising* I don’t know.
Riley: Someone has a crush.
Brody: On Harmony.
Elder: We’re just friends.
Brody: Friends who lock lips?
Riley: Friends who get naked together?
Brody: Friends who’ve seen each other's private parts?
Riley: Friends who give each other orgasms?
Elder: Knock it off, wonder twins.
Brody: *Gif of Superman* We’re the wonder twins.
Damon: How is it I’m the only normal person in this family?
Peace: Hey! I’m normal.
Damon: Your name is Peace and you’re a police officer.
Peace: What’s not normal about my name?
Miller: I’m normal.
Brody: It speaks.
Elder: Finally. We can get to the reason for this text.
Miller left the conversation.
Brody: Ha! As if I’m going to let him leave this conversation.
Riley: Torturing Miller is the sole reason for this conversation.
Damon: Why are we torturing Miller?
Riley: Because he has a crush.
Damon: On who?
Brody: Eden.
