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Seriously, does it sometimes seem like the men that no girl wants to sleep with are the ones making all the sex rules?
Like wait 3 dates till you have sex. Uhm....if your gross, we can be on date #56 and I'm still not gonna be even going down on you.
And yes! We will definitely be on date #56 - I will still say yes if you ask me out because a girl has to eat. Okay, maybe not like that but I loooove going out on dates. Even if the company is boring, there is something that usually entertains me. Like breadsticks! Or martinis! Or endless shrimp! Or dressing up! Or telling bad date stories! I never say no!
Oh, time for hair appointment but tomorrow I'll tell you how it all went down!
zzZZZzzz 4/6/2017
The most boring date ever had in the history of dating...
I mean I'm glad I went on it, just so I have stories and because it's good to start getting out there and playing the field.
Lemme tell you one thing. Because this week had been a busy week for me, I didn't really have time to myself. The end result was that I was really kinda horny last night.
It was a great thing that I took care of this little problem before I went out on my snoozefest of a date. Otherwise I would have probably been humping Mr. Boring Private Equity Banker's thigh not even realizing. So cheers, to all the angels in DLA who were like nope, you gotta pregame and take care of this stuff just the same as you would be doing your hair.
So, I think the whole thing lasted maybe an hour and half. We had a drink at Bourbon at the Westin St. Francis and I sat there listening to the exciting world of Microsoft Excel and spreadsheets and the back of my head was like oh my god, a book boyfriend would completely destroy this guy right now. Like he wouldn't even date me - he'd just pick me up and throw me over his shoulder and take me to his room upstairs where he would just do me. And afterwards we'd be in insta-love and I'd have like a million of his babies and we'd live happily ever after in New York City.
Sadly, the only HEA last night was Chocoloate Chip Cookie Dough from Haagen Dasz and going on OkCupid one more time and figuring out who I'm going to go out on my date with next Sunday.
Tagline 44/7/2017
That's right. 12 Inches went in and out...of review...lol
So, the flagship Alexis Angel book is out and I realized that it’s already the 4th of April. Time seriously flies when you have fun, you know? And, I am having so much fun doing this job. I love writing and I love making readers happy. And I love the collaborations I’m doing with Lana Hartley. I wake up and I keep thinking how amazing that I can do this for work, KWIM?
So, one of the things I have to do is sit and figure out taglines for the books. So for 12 Inches, I got, “I got a footlong. And it tastes so good.”
But I was also thinking “I got 12 inches for you to put in your mouth.” OR…”My 12 inches is free”.
Or even, “The first inch is free. The other 11, that’s gonna cost you.”
I use these on teasers, on a variety of Facebook posts, or even ads. If you think of any good ones, lemme know – because I suck at taglines.
Oh! Stay tuned later on tomorrow for a special 12 inches giveaway! For $100!
I’m packing again too. Gonna head either to Canada (like British Columbia) or to Yosemite sometime end of April. Not sure and can’t decide? Where do you think I should go? In March I did the Hawaii, and that was amazing. But this is gonna be some writing too, and some getting out of the writing cave and stretching my legs. I’m bikini ready, so if there’s a beach or water nearby, I’ll be able to enjoy it.
We got a lot of releases coming up in April. Bad Brat, DILF, Woman of the House, H
onor’s Outlaws, Virgin Market, and a bunch of Mona Cox books too!
Hold onto your panties! I’m about to take you for a ride ;)
Drunko 4/8/2017
One and a half bottles of wine...and an ebook later, I'm drunk, and in love with a book boyfriend lol
I'm never gonna find anyone in the dating game if I keep falling in love with book boyfriends.
But then again, when someone puts a tagline that says I go long, I go deep and I never go soft, how the hell can I refuse?
Teagan is a sweetheart and when she was like hey you wanna read I was like looking at the tagline and thinking, I should probably be writing tonight. But the guy on the cover was scrumptious and now it's like 4 am and I just finished and I'm all hot and bothered and I figure I'll call my friend. He was actually asleep but I texted twice. He didn't understand why I was calling so late (seriously when the booty call partners fall asleep, you've been staying up too late reading too long).
Anyways, I'm probably not gonna wake up in time tomorrow, so I'm just writing to tell you I'm okay. Don't worry, you'll hear from me in the afternoon, but if you wanna know why I'm gonna sleep in - this is why below lol.
Hugs and kisses and lots of love,
