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Alexis
What to do with Jogger?
Like I want a man to make me moan!
So it’s been a couple days and I kinda let the Jogger story die on the vine to those of you who were asking. Not intentionally, just needed some space from guys, KWIM? But I mean that didn’t stop me from going on the sorta date with Jogger who kissed me but maybe would do more. But somehow, unless I get really horny, I’m not really sure if I should call him back. I mean, I see him pretty regularly when I go for a run. Not a whole lot of people running on the Embarcadero in SF that time of morning before the tourists get there so maybe he’s gonna be good for a random evening when I’m feeling horny, but the truth of the matter is that with summer approaching and my release schedule, I’m just not feeling that horny as I write this email, you know?
It's funny too because the other day after the press conference one of my Cynthia Grigg submitted a question for next week where she was all like Do you really orgasm as often as you say or are you exaggerating to make us all feel inadequate and I was like LOL because omg, real life guys I’m totally not feeling right now. Like let’s do a rundown of how they’ve played out. Mr. Cancun hasn’t called back after following me home but getting spooked by WineBar. WineBar is alternating between embarrassed at me at the BBQ or upset at me outside my apartment when he catches another guy’s hands down my pants. Freeway wears panties. Bookstore is an ass. ComputerChip thinks I’m some sort of porn star. Sunscreen is in Atlanta and basically gave up when Mr. Cancun stepped in the picture.
So ya, my question back to Cynthia (with a smile and in a friendly way) would be like what often orgasms? I have had like zero MCO’s in the last seven days since getting back from Cancun. An MCO in case you didn’t know is a Man-Caused Orgasm. As opposed to a BCO, which is a Book Caused Orgasm.
So like at this point with no man caused orgasm, I need to figure out if I want to see Jogger just bc I haven’t cum in a long time even if I’m not feeling him.
You know what I think? Because I’m so indecisive.
Survey time! Let’s make it part of our contest of the day! One lucky respondent will win a $5 Amazon gc!
Should I call Jogger to come over and do him even if I'm not totally into him?
NO!!!
Girl, you need to cum! Hurry! Call him!
Instead, go after WineBar
Fuck WineBar!
Tell me what I should do. I’ve come to rely on you guys for your suggestions A LOT!
Hugs and kisses and lots of love,
Alexis
My Pledge
36% of you said go call WineBar!
Dude. The Team WineBar is strong in this group. But here are the total results:
NO!! As in don't call Jogger if you're not feeling him was 41.4%
Girl, cum as fast as you can and call him NOW! Was at 15.9%
Instead, go after WineBar was at 36.1%
Fuck WineBar! was at 6.6%
Out of 20,000 people, about 10,000 voted. That means around 606 people really do not like WineBar.
But few things I am doing.
I am stopping myself from calling Jogger.
I am going to return WineBar's call that he made earlier this morning. I'll wait till the early evening as I'm going out to call him, because a girl's busy, ya know?
I am going to use like one of the many sex toys I have to bring myself to a earth shaking orgasm. Sure, dick is good, but BOB will keep me from missing him so I don't make any rash decisions and jump into bed with the first guy that comes calling.
Tonight I'm going to this Portugese place with the girlfriends for dinner and drinks and we're going dancing afterwards. Just the girls.
