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Avi

Misandrist then.

Thomas

Jesus Christ.

Atticus

What’s happening now?

Mac

From what I've gathered, Zane, Felix, and the twins went live in front of approximately half the internet and told them that they’re all in a relationship together.

Archer

Are they not?

Atticus

Archer is right. Is this news? Haven’t we all suspected this for a while?

August

Yeah, are we supposed to be all shocked Pikachu about this?

Noah

I want to clarify I’m laughing at August saying shocked Pikachu, not at the situation.

Adam

He’s also totally laughing at the situation. I’m right here next to him.

Noah

I’ll kill you and make it look like an accident.

Adam

But then who will do that tongue thing you like so much.

Thomas

Can we focus? Please?

Archer

Pretty sure it’s not us knowing that’s the problem. It’s the rest of the world. It’s bad enough our dad married our brother. Now, the world thinks that, at best, the twins are partner swapping and, at worst, they’re committing incest.

Aiden

Can you stop saying I married my dad? My dad is dead.

Archer

I know, I was there when you killed him. To the rest of the world, though. It still looks like you had a major boner for your dad.