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Adam

Who?

Thomas

The head of PR

Adam

Oh. Not it.

August

Us either.

Mac

I’m upstairs so it’s not us.

Thomas

Never mind. I just talked to her. What the fuck, you guys? This is a fucking nightmare.

August

You guys? There’s a lot of guys here...an obscene number, really.

Adam

Yeah, you’ll need to be way more specific.

August

Are you referring to Adam’s dramatic rendition of the National Anthem? The kids’ enthusiastic kazoo accompaniment? The short-shorts slippage volleyball debacle? The pool floaty stabbings? The grill master tong fight? I could go on. What exactly got out to the tabloids so quickly? Do we have a mole? Just deny everything and demand proof.

Thomas

They have proof. They have it direct from the horse’s mouth.

Lucas

Which horse, exactly?

Adam

You have horses? We have horses?

Noah

Babe...

August

What happened, Dad?

Thomas

Zane. Zane happened.