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[17:25] PotatoAim: hey bunny is the mask uncomfortable after this long?

“Less than your face,” I mumble. “Next question.”

[17:25] PotatoAim: RUDE

[17:25] Foxiefox: deserved

[17:25] PotatoAim: I ASKED A NORMAL QUESTION

The upgrade screen opens. Chat starts spamming damage, so I select movement.

[17:25] ButtonMasherX: and bunny picks movement AGAIN

“It’s obviously better,” I respond.

[17:25] LootGoblin92: you ALWAYS say that

I roll my eyes. “Because it obviously is.”

[17:25] LootGoblin92: YOU JUST SAID OBVIOUSLY TWICE

I huff in annoyance. “I obviously don’t care.”

Chat fills with variations of obviously.

Two elites this time.

Better.

I settle deeper into my chair and draw the first one into a charge while the second winds up its ground attack. My dash carries me through the shockwave. One strike. Two. Cancel. Pivot. Parry.

The familiar rhythm settles over me.

The first elite goes down. I roll my shoulder and lean hard to the side as if that will somehow help my character dodge the second one’s overhead strike.

Chat shifts.

[17:26] PixelPanic: @BunnyGlitch wait who’s the sword guy behind you

[17:26] NoScopeNoodle: @PixelPanic WHO’S THE SWORD GUY

[17:26] LootGoblin92: @PixelPanic delete your account

[17:26] PixelPanic: WHAT DID I DO

[17:26] SaltyPenguin: @PixelPanic that’s the fucking Sentinel

[17:26] PixelPanic: @SaltyPenguin WHO IS THE SENTINEL

[17:26] LootGoblin92: IT GOT WORSE

My character takes an axe to the face.

NO-HIT STREAK: 47 ROOMS disappears from the corner of the screen.

I don’t care, because another message appears.

[17:26] LagIsAFeature: @BunnyGlitch wait is that the statue at lantern key???