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GOLDIE: well you can’t say that anymore since I just did

GOLDIE: also

GOLDIE: my boobs hurt

SUMNER: Is that a good sign?

GOLDIE: it means one of two things

GOLDIE: either I’m pregnant

GOLDIE: or I’m getting my period soon

SUMNER:

SUMNER: Thanks for that

GOLDIE: my pleasure

SUMNER: Why did Colston just text me about where you are in your cycle?

SUMNER: And how the fuck does he know anything about that?

GOLDIE: duh

GOLDIE: we’re besties now

SUMNER: But you haven’t met

GOLDIE: yeah you might want to keep your phone locked around him

GOLDIE: he snagged my number out of it while you were in the shower like a week ago

SUMNER: I’m gonna kill him

GOLDIE: noooo

GOLDIE: he and me, we’re like peas and carrots

SUMNER: FML

GOLDIE: aww

GOLDIE: are you jealous?

GOLDIE: because that’s my favorite

SUMNER: You seem pretty proud of yourself

GOLDIE: [Maui from Moana “You’re Welcome” gif]

SUMNER: I hate both of you

GOLDIE: we’ve discussed it and we’re willing to forgive you

2 DAYS TO GO

GOLDIE: I’m freaking out