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Eventually, the exhaustion wins, and I fall asleep with the knowledge that I'm going to give him endless amounts of shit for this tomorrow.

INTERLUDE

THE TWO WEEK WAIT

13 DAYS TO GO

SUMNER: Did you survive the night?

GOLDIE: define survive

SUMNER: Uh, do I even want to know?

GOLDIE: you saw the picture so I’m sure it’s not a stretch to imagine things got a little crazy

SUMNER: I guess it’s a good sign you’re texting back

SUMNER: Means you’re not in jail

GOLDIE: hey, I’m not that easy to catch

SUMNER: Good to know

GOLDIE: another thing that you should know

GOLDIE: is that my vagina has its own heartbeat today thanks to you and your gigantic dick

GOLDIE: so thanks for that

SUMNER: I heard no complaints

GOLDIE: yeah, well lesson learned

GOLDIE: tequila is a liar

GOLDIE: my body wasn’t made to take that kind of pounding

SUMNER: Mm, I disagree

GOLDIE: …

GOLDIE: moving on

SUMNER: Mostly I wanted to check in and see how you’re feeling

GOLDIE: I think we already covered it pretty well

SUMNER: Right

SUMNER: Are you taking a prenatal?

GOLDIE:

GOLDIE: you act like I wasn’t ready to start trying before I met you

SUMNER: What does that mean?

GOLDIE: it means I’ve been on them for a couple of months now