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↪turkeytalk: As devastating as this ending is for a fan, I’m sure it’s much worse for the players - please be respectful. We just watch, they were the ones doing it. It was a pleasure to watch this season with everyone and I’ll see you all for free agency in a few weeks

↪ gobblegoals: i’m so glad they didn’t put cameras in the locker room or do interviews day of. those are always brutal to watch

turkeytalk (June 20, 2024): Ok I know I said I’d shut up about hockey until free agency but are you guys seeing these season exit interviews??? Everett, rotator cuff. Baptiste, nearly hospitalized after game three. Knox will need surgery for an undisclosed lower body issue. Briggs was playing in net with a broken finger ffs. WAS ANYONE ON THIS ROSTER HEALTHY???

↪ gobblegoals: i’m just so much more impressed with this run after hearing how banged up they were…

luc-henri-sourit (June 20, 2024): All the other players look so sad but Baptiste was mostly smiling When a reporter pointed it out, he said, “I’m disappointed we lost, but this team blew everyone’s expectations away. It just seems the future is very bright.” parfait smile

dylaneverett (June 22, 2024): Obligatory postseason golf outing with the boys

[Photo of Dylan, Henri, Novak, Briggs, Knox, Duffy, and Lynwood at a golf course.]

↪ VanessaEverett: YOUR SHOULDER

↪ dylaneverett: YoUr ShOuLdEr - Chill, I was just driving the cart. They wouldn’t let me swing.

↪ dylaneverett: Please still let me visit

dylaneverett (June 27, 2024): PT but gotta make sure I’m ready for next season

[Photo of Dylan at the gym working with a trainer on his shoulder.]

dylaneverett (July 3, 2024): Off-season road trip #1 complete: Seattle. Visiting my sis (meh) and my sister-in-law (yay!) and their dogs :D

[Photo of Dylan and his sister holding up peace signs and making duck faces on a couch. Someone’s feet are in Dylan’s lap, but the person is out of frame.]

dylaneverett (July 10, 2024): off-season road trip #2 complete: Las Vegas. Proud to once again be the owner of this beautiful piece of hardware. Only my seventh time ;)

[Photo of Dylan at the NHL Awards receiving the Rocket Richard Trophy.]

dylaneverett (July 15, 2024): off-season road trip #3 complete: North Carolina visiting my parents

[Photo of Dylan on the beach between his parents, all of them wearing matching Hawaiian shirts.]

luc-henri-sourit (July 26, 2024): Photos of Baptiste in Quebec with Papa Baptiste spotted at the rink in Saint-Jérôme - both smiling!!

dylaneverett (July 28, 2024): off-season road trip #4 complete: Lac Memphrémagog. Visiting my favorite teammate :)

[Photo of Henri and Dylan on a sailboat on a lake.]

↪ luc-henri-sourit: A Baptiste smile posted by Dylan Everett Everett is visiting Quebec and it appears Baptiste took him sailing

↪ gobblegoals: is it just me or are the everett-induced baptiste smiles always the biggest?

↪ turkeytalk: Can I just point out that Everett is wearing a life jacket but LHB is not - took one look at his American teammate and went nope not taking any chances on this one

↪ gobblegoals: would YOU risk national treasure dylan everett on a boat with no life jacket? baptiste, i applaud you for looking out for the team

dylaneverett (August 5, 2024): getting the band back together #BackInAlbquerque

[A selfie of Dylan with Henri and Novak, all in sunglasses and bathing suits, lounging by a pool.]

dylaneverett (August 9, 2024): i dunno i think it looks good. thoughts @lhbaptiste?

[Photo of two skates, one with a pink lace, the other with a white lace.]

↪ lhbaptiste: you stole one of my laces??? OFF OF MY SKATE!?