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He’s never gone right?

No it was always me and maybe Alexei

I wish I could just hand him my spot

But the league is weird about it

No offense to Novak, but the fans want to see you out there

Hardest shot, fastest skater, accuracy — you’ve won them all, right?

No I came in second that one year for fastest skater

I’m not fastest anymore that’s for fucking sure

Apparently you never were

It’s in Vancouver this year think you and Staci could stop by?

Alas we will be in the Dominican Republic that weekend for our anniversary - my ONE break during the season

Nowhere near all those sweaty, loud, childish hockey players that are your peers and colleagues

Do all your clients know that’s what you think of them?

They know I respect their athletic abilities and talent

But c’mon

You’re all giant man children

Yeah we kind of are

Am I allowed to ask about the other guy?

It’s going well

Really fucking well

Like fuck, v

I’m a goner

I’m happy for you

You deserve a guy who’s not an asshole

I gotta head out - score some goals, play some hockey, make the playoffs

abqturkeysnhl (January 27, 2024): The Turkeys lose 0-2 to the Minnesota Mountaineers. Tough loss, but we’ll be back at it in Montana on Monday to face the Mustangs.

luc-henri-sourit (January 27, 2024): we have seen no smiles lately :( not even when he scored in Chicago and they won :(( pls win turkeys so I can see more smiles :(( je vous en supplie

Hen (January 2024)

Where are you? I thought we were meeting up before lunch

Dylan