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Seriously it’s just another game

I don’t just mean the hockey

???

Don’t let him fuck things up in your life

You’ve been playing well. And you and I both know you play better when you’re happy.

Don’t let him fuck up the thing that’s making you happy rn

He’s not worth it

How would he fuck that up?

You know him better than I do

He just seems like the type who would see you have something good in your life that has nothing to do with him and maybe take a cheap shot at it

He can be an asshole but it’s usually not on purpose

I feel like there’s so much evidence to the contrary

But sure whatever

Please kick Chicago’s ass tonight

Try to get that 550 goal milestone

550 isn’t a real milestone it’s made up

Multiples of 100 are big

This is nothing

562 is big since I’ll tie for second among American-born players

THAT’ll be one to celebrate

Multiples of 50 are good too

And 550 is a thing that could happen any game now

562 is a next season thing

Ye of little faith

Me of ability to do basic math

You’d need a 56 goal season to make that happen

I’ve done it before

Face it, you’re an old man now

I’m thirty??? Chill out??

Score some goals