Page 31 of Titan’s Mate

Colt: Toothless porn queen, of course.

The picture of the blond porno girl appeared, this time with her teeth blacked out. Mari, who of course was reading everything, snorted with suppressed laughter.

Titan: You were seriously spying on us making out?

Colt: You’re making out in my living room! In front of my turtles!

Titan: What can I say, they’re bad role models.

He snapped a picture of the turtles fucking and sent it.

Colt: You started it. Tell the porn queen to face the camera so we can see her.

Titan’s bear growled.

Titan: She’s not a fucking porn queen!

Mari moved into a better sightline. Then she pulled her lips over her teeth so she looked toothless, raised her sweatshirt and flashed her boobs at the camera.

“For fuck’s sake, don’t encourage him!” Titan didn’t know where to look. He didn’t want to stare, but… damn. Her breasts were beautiful. Thank the gods she was wearing a bra or he didn’t know what he would have done.

Mari just shot him that mischievous look and pulled her shirt back down. Good thing, or in another minute they’d all be fucking for the camera.

He heard the little ‘pop’ of a message alert.

Kitty: Bwah hah hah LMAO. Ask Mari if she wants to be my friend.

Jaeda: She’s already my friend. We bonded over porno pics and sweaters.

While Titan facepalmed, Mari took over his phone.

Titan: Mari here. I want to be both of your friends. And @Jaeda thank you for lending me your sweater. I looked hot.

Colt: I think Titan likes you better without it

Callie: Colt, however, does NOT like you better without it

Colt: @Callie I will never love anyone’s boobs but yours

Callie: @Colt ( . )( . ) my boobs love you back

Titan took his phone back.

Titan: Squatch again. Go away and have sex for real instead of on my phone

Colt sent a middle finger emoji, and Titan sent one back. Then he silenced his phone and stuck it in his pocket.

“I like your friends,” Mari said.

“They’re crazy brawlers who are obsessed with dick jokes.”

“Even the girls?”

“Especially the girls.”

“Then they’re my kind of people. Think there’s any coffee left downstairs?”

Chapter 13