“You didn’t ditch him, did you?” Mary Ellen asked with a cross look.
“I did not ditch him,” I said, turning back around to scoop coffee into the machine, almost forgetting to put in the filter first. I waited a few seconds before I added, “I’d gone to the bathroom. I was looking for him after I came out, and Billy found me.”
“What did you see in your vision?” Ava asked.
“I didn’t have one.”
“How’d you get out of it?” Mary Ellen asked.
I filled the coffee pot with water.
“Iris,” Ava prompted in an anxious tone. “How’d you get out of it?”
I turned around to face them. “I told him to move closer, and then I grabbed him by the balls and squeezed.”
They stared at me in stunned silence.
“You did … what?” Mary Ellen finally choked out, looking like she was going to be sick.
I leaned forward and mimed my words. “I. Grabbed. Him. By. The. Balls. And—”
She waved her hand. “Yeah, we got that part.” She cast a wary look to her sister.
“What we’re asking,” Ava said slowly as though trying to find the right wording, “is what in the world possessed you to do such a thing?”
I grimaced. “I told him before that I’d never have a vision for him again, and I meant it.”
“God,” Mary Ellen said, running a hand over her head as she sat down next to her sister. “How’d you get away?”
“I squeezed tighter, and when I let him go, he doubled over for a good half minute, which gave me time to escape.”
“With Boner?” Mary Ellen asked.
“Boone,” I said in frustration. “And yes. I think I convinced him to bring me home.”
“Like you had to convince him to bring you home,” Mary Ellen scoffed.
“That part is kind of fuzzy, but I remember getting in his truck. He wanted me to give him my address, but I insisted on putting it in his phone so he wouldn’t know where I live.”
Ave gave me a deadpan look. “You realize he actually drove you here, so he still knows where you live?”
“I know,” I said, closing my eyes as I pressed the heel of my hand to my forehead in an attempt to stop the pounding. “What can I say? I was drunk, and I wasn’t thinking straight.”
“So, did he walk you in?” Mary Ellen asked.
Had he walked me in? I scoured my memories, but the last thing I remembered was falling asleep in his truck. “I don’t remember.”
Mary Ellen groaned. “Come on, Iris. We don’t need to know what sex positions you used—”
“Speak for yourself,” Ava said eagerly as she leaned forward. “I want to know.”
“I honestly don’t remember,” I said, sitting on one of the mismatched chairs at my Facebook Marketplace kitchen table. “I fell asleep in his truck, and the only thing I remember after that is you pounding on my front door.” I glanced around, confused by the bright sunshine streaming through the window. “Why are you two here so early? What time is it?”
“Early?” Ava said with a laugh. “Girlfriend, we don’t get up early on a Saturday morning. It’s after one o’clock.”
“In the afternoon?”
“No, Central Texas is now home of the midnight sun,” Mary Ellen said. “Of course in the afternoon.”